Lovely scenery oft belies foul

deeds.

Deeds of a corrupt nature need to be punished with an attitude of make the punishment fit the crime attitude instead of all this pussy footing around with plea bargains and reduced

sentences.

Sentences can be misunderstood, depending on the readers intention

Flabbergasted

Flabbergasted patron demands to know where the topless/bottomless exotic dancer hid his bar tab

money.

Money, it's a gas, grab that cash with both hands, and make a stash.

eclipse

Eclipse all your previous efforts with a humdinger of a sentence that leaves readers laughing for a long

time.

Time was when fiddlin' and diddlin' was the rage back in the day when Rome got sacked and burned and then the world turned into a caricature of its former self with the comings and goings of all the ones who wanted it all but had to settle for leftovers after Caligula bamboozled it an Nero fiddled it and Hadrian built a wall around it but it didn't keep the hungry hordes at bay as they were in it for the short term rather than the long haul and isn't it ironic that after all was said and done its still nothing more than a town built on two hills and whatsisname is still after a few thousand years probably still buried under one of them and in all likely hood misidentified as the one who offed Remus or was it Romulus who offed him and took over the town that took over the world but got its upcomance when the hungry hordes decided to come and get it because they......

(fill in the blank)

Emptiness, is filling me, to the point of agony, growing darkness taking dawn, i was me but now he's

gone.

Gone are the days of old when your things made

sense

Sense, it matter not to a heart that is gray.

despondent

Despondent heart of mine, look the up and be ever grateful for small

mercies,

Mercies are few and far between sadly but not to despair for in the end its what lies inside the heart that

matters

Matters of the heart are often ones that can bring tears as well as joy, but hopefully they're more often tears of

laughter.

Laughter really is the best medicine and if the researchers are correct we're well on our way to being the healthiest, wisest and most cantankerous

people

People who are cantankerous can be that way because some arse kisser left teeth marks in their rear

end

End, it won't come soon enough.

Peace

Peace and harmony to all who are suffering or unhappy for any

reason.

Reason, there is no in life!

birth

Birth of the blues harkened a return to the nonsensical side of

stuff

Stuff, she has it everywhere, fargin pack rat!

moving

Moving day came and went because someone forgot the

truck

(The) truck driver found the new abode with his state of the art GPS.

Fortunate

Fortunate comes after fortune seven,

right?

Right about now I think it's time for another

coffee.

Coffee is good for the inner person when you add

chocolate.