Amnesia is what I suffered every time I came home from the pub and my missus asked where I'd

been.

Been times when I wuz knee high to nuthin' an' all the world looked like it wuz turnin' round an' round an' goin'

nowheres.

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nowheres is such an odd word because it basically means more than one

nowhere!

Nowhere in my entire past has there been a day I didn't feel like breaking

wind.

Wind, the answer blows in it.

Dove

Not his wind... ...

Dove chocolate is rich and cramy and melts in your

mouth.

Mouth from the south requests deep fried twinkees.

yikes

Yikes, an abominable snowman has just eaten my

crumpet.

Crumpet eating Yetis often have social anxiety issues, next time offer a crumpet with some fresh marmalade, and you my have a new chap for the Rugby team.

Long-winded

Long-winded chaps inhabit the rugby team, the trouble is that they're too often long-winded from the other end in the

scrum.

Scrum-diddleicious she said those mexican peppers were. Too bad i had to pay later for her enjoyment.

mucho pethos

mucho pethos word sure caused mucho pethos in this

thread.

Thread ending posts, often contain mucho pethos.

Sinful

Sinful people who write their memoirs often have best sellers on their

hands.

Hands, i know a guy named Vinny, he uses his hands for communication, and he is not deaf.

Gumba

Gumba is a stew with all sorts of seafood and exotic vegetables, last I

heard.

Heard the one about the guy who told his wife he was going to play golf and sneaked of to work.

Work, find a job you love and you will never.

Apprentice

Apprentice Jim was sent to the store to ask for a left-handed hammer and a long weight (wait), and wondered why they kept him there so

long.

Long ago, and far away, i saw my self, a different way.

retrospect

Retrospect is what I wish I got when I got my last pay rise... that it was backdated to when I was 15 and just entering the

workforce.

Workforce is revolting and are

revolting!

Revolting is when you're in an elevator and some recalcitrant peels off a ripe one before you get the

chance.

Chance, one could say, is the luck of the draw.

Solitaire

Solitaire is a bit like my sex life of late... both are played out

alone.