Polls and trolls, is that a coincidence they rhyme?

Correlation

Correlation between politicians and bankers is quite obvious, both are liars and after your

money.

Money, it does not buy happiness, but, it sure can rent it.

Investment

Investment in the future is one way to enable greater

happiness.

Happiness is, a warm gun, yes it is.

Momma

Momma told me never to talk to strangers... and what do I do, I get on the internet and yabber on with them every

day.

day, with out the sun. it is like night.

Apparent

Apparent misgivings by elected officials are often swept under the carpet rather than being

prosecuted.

Prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law he was, for speaking his mind against the powers that be.

Miscarriage

Miscarriage is that it is 2.45am here and I should have been in bed hours ago.... so in passing sentence, I commit myself to bed for at least 9 hours, with no chance of an early

parole.

Parole was granted,even though the parolee was not welcomed into the community, he was found butchered.

Vengeance

Vengeance is like ice cream. It is best served

cold.

I think that's a quote but don't quote me as I don't know (W)here it came

from.

Shades of Zubaz......I mis-spelt a word

Cold blooded hooligan terrorizes chicken coup.

Bandit

Bandit was caught red-handed ransacking a well known starlet's bedroom looking for underwear to satisfy a cross-dressing

fetish.

Fetish Frankie, they called him, behind his back, he had one for everyday of the week.

Fabulous

Fabulous fetishes are often acted out behind closed doors, but Fetish Frankie publicly displayed his fetishes where no fetishist had displayed them

before.

Before it was Fetishist now it's Fetishino cause Dino thought wearing the stocking on his 'head' rather than where it should be was cool but it turned out that the Fetish Police were not amused and arrested his/her scrawny butt for impersonating their

boss.

Boss of the Living With Fetishes Club sent out invitations to anyone who had any weird and wonderful fetishes to come and perform on stage for the pleasure of its

members.

Members only come over to see a guy lay on a table and fart into a microphone. Do Brits really have

talent?

Talent is when you can fart "Moon River" into a microphone and not once have to clear your

'throat'

Throat got so sore trying to emulate farts that he decided to

gargle

Gargle razor blades and you're just asking for

trouble.

Trouble is washing them down with 10w40 or is it

dw40.

DW40, isn't that a condiment used by robots to add flavour to Castrol

sandwiches?

Sandwiches, the finger kind, were Dahmer's favorite.

Fiend