The Fiend, be it devil or an evil spirit or demon made me do it!

Hoedown

Hoedown, is the best song on the Trilogy album.

Progressive

Progressive musicians always seem to come up with something innovative to keep interest

alive.

ALIVE! It's alive! Or at least I thought it

was.

Was it?

Ponder

Ponder all you like, the human race will be revisited by aliens in the

future.

 Future, that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

Definition

Definition of selective hearing is when you can hear a $10 bill hit the pavement during rush hour, but you're deaf when the missus asks you to help with the washing

up.

Up the s*** creek without the

paddle.

Paddle up sh!t creek in a barbed wire canoe using a crowbar for a paddle, and you're likely to be up to your neck in it before you know

it.

It? Depends on your definition of the

word.

Word a letter badly and the reader may very well take it the wrong

way.

Way to go would be to proofread the badly lettered missive in case political correctness isn't

observed. Not that it

matters.

Matters of the heart are often conveyed in romantic letters sent by love-struck

lovers

Lovers should always pay attention to what the heart

needs.

Needs is what everyone have, but not all needs are

met.

Met with a shady character yesterday who insisted we stood in the shadows because he's not fond of the

sun.

Sun be 93 million miles away and people want to know what its doin' way over to

there.

There is much sense in wearing sunscreen when out on a Summer's

day.

Day is 23:56 long give or take and they squeeze 24 into something

smaller. Go

figure.

Figure out how to get something bigger into something smaller and you may get a physic professor pat you on the

back.

Back then when magic was possible, interior was able to be bigger than inside, so if you ever go back to that era, don't be too surpised when you see interior of giant house inside what amounts to be a little

shed.

Shed was in the back of the house and went by another name and that was the...

outhouse.

Sucks when you can remember stuff like that.

Outhouse was subjected to considerable rocking until it tipped over with the occupant still

inside.

Inside sitting and reading a newspaper not knowing that the outhouse is sitting on skids with a rope attached to the back of a

truck.

Saw that on the Three Stooges.