Hopping along angrily on one leg, the pirate captain pursued the cabin boy, who had taken his wooden leg and used it to plug a hole in the

bilge.

Bilge door closed off any hope of the angry pirate captain retrieving his pegleg cause the cabin boy had to whittle it down to fit the hole in the bilge cause the door broke off rusty hinges, trapped the angry pirate betwixt doorjam and bulkhead wedging his already tight rear end squeezed cause his britches shrunk due to salt water infiltration and the cabin boy, realizing the angry pirate captain can't use his pegleg anymore due to shrinkage, took it and plugged the hole only for it to break off so he had to take the bilge door......you can stop me any time

now.                                 lol

Now I'm more confuseded than ever

before

So am I.

Lost

Lost in a complete daze, I found myself not only confused but bewildered as

well

Well, is a deep subject.

period

Period where this game gets off the OP rules explains my inactivity. 

Aggravating

Aggravating me is the lack of curried cabbage since moving a fortnight

ago.

Refer to reply 5657.

Aggravating having to copy/paste to put quotes in proper order.

Sacked

Sacked is the quarterback, behind the line of scrimmage.

Obfuscated

Obfuscated is a word I'll have to look up in the dictionary so's I can speel it

correctly.

Correctly insert latest blog concerning pending increase of flatulence due to rising Devil's Lake N.D.

Swallowed

Swallowed a spider to catch a fly, but I dunno why I swallow a

fly.

Starkers, fly should end your sentence, a new word should begin the next one for me to finish, according to the OP.

Where is the word to start my sentence?

confused

Confused is what I are. <end of sentence. The word with the period attached to it.

Relevant    <beginning of new sentence. first word. Start new sentence with relevant.

I've been doing it the way I have because Messiah1 came in and stated that it could be either or.  Hence, the last word of my sentence is the new word to begin the subsequent sentence,

Relevant documents were submitted to the court to help decide the case against a serial farter who had stunk out several elevators along Wall

Street.

Street cars full of flatulatorials are on their way for approval by the master blaster of flatulance.

Heed

Heed my warning, the master of the colon cough has a hot reception for any hopeful flatulatorials, having just had an extra serving of triple concentrated curried cabbage for

dinner.

Dinner always taste better when I don't have to

cook.

Cook up a batch of curried cabbage every night for dinner and I may never

leave.

Leave it out I like fresh air too

much.

Much ado about nothing, was the tantrum over a sneaky little fluff that hardly smelt at

all.

All the sentences have a start and

end.

End a sentence with a full-stop and you have completed it

correctly.