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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #5776 Top

Markdown on ten speed implants, 20% today only, folks just 19.95 with a federal government tax rebate, a state government concession and a local government discount on every unit

purchased.

Reply #5777 Top

Purchased a used used implants, but it was not fit for

reuse.

Reply #5778 Top

Reuse! The brand name you can count on for absolute control when the drive hits

home. o_O

Reply #5779 Top

Home, home on the range, where the deer and the artichoke roam, where McDonalds is banned, and nothing is canned, and fast food is a speedy cow who feels

strange. :-"

Reply #5780 Top

Strange happenings nowadays when you wake up and realize you're inside the dream you just left when the squirrel poked you on the nose and screamed wake up and you do only to find yourself inside the dream you just left when the squirrel

poked ...

Reply #5781 Top

Poked my missus in the ribs the other day to draw her attention to the bloke over the back fence mowing in the nude and scaring away all the

cockatoos. :-"

Reply #5782 Top

Cockatoos eh. Well ... we'll just have to see about that. Hey XX ... they're flippin' your bird

again!

Reply #5783 Top

Again was my bird flipped. :(

Birdie

Reply #5784 Top

Birdie is the nickname of a woman on cell block D who keeps a parakeet on her shoulder that barks expletives at the guards during head

count.   (who said that???) :rofl:

Reply #5785 Top

Count on you saying stuff like that during moments of existential

bliss. :w00t:

Reply #5786 Top

Bliss would be being pain free and able to jump short women with a single bound and just a little

effort. :w00t: :X

Reply #5787 Top

Effort to be pain-free sometimes is not worth it.

Painless

Reply #5788 Top

Painless is what happens when you miss after jumping the short women in a single bound and landing on a nice downy cushion that just happens to be your pillow after you wake up.

Juice

Reply #5789 Top

Juice with breakfast helps to keep one regular, too much juice with breakfast keeps one running to the

bathroom. :-"

Reply #5790 Top

Bathrooms can be stinky places especially after eating a really spicy

dish.

Reply #5791 Top

Dish up curried cabbage and you can't gp

wrong. :d

Reply #5792 Top

:P

can't gp
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Wrong way round the spellin' bee gets you a Zubaz

moment. :typo:

Reply #5793 Top

Moment of truth arrived when Uvah pointed out a typo and embarrassed the sheesh out of

me :blush:

Reply #5794 Top

Me and you and a dog named

BOO

Reply #5795 Top

BOO!!!!!!!

Scared ya

huh ....

Reply #5796 Top

Boo is half the name of Yogi's constant

companion.

Reply #5797 Top

Companion starkers didn't beat me to BOO.

HI...

Reply #5798 Top

Hi there yerself, companion

Uvah. ;P

Reply #5799 Top

Uvah I.R.

When you first start up a new computer and enter your work group guess what mine

is.

Reply #5800 Top

Is it Uvah for

Utah? :w00t: