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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Salvador Dah Lee.....Po' Smedley's moustache's name.
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Medical Lee... WC's wacky resident MD, who seems to be highly addicted to surgical happy gas. ;p
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Saint Lee.... bloke who frequently posts of his undying love for vStyler...skins. ;p
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:LOL:
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Covert Lee.... in-house name for Google's Chrome browser cos it secretly phones home with your surfing habits and web activities.

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Cranky Lee  - Suffers from really bad mood swings ( ?!)  :grin:

Crinky-Lee  -  Doesn't have Shingles , but has Crinkles ... (crinkly!) *_*

Winky Lee - Emoticon for Chinese version of WC :wc:   ( ! ! )

hehe ... I think my brain is going ..... :waaaa:

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Crappy Lee... people are saying this how Google's new browser was put together... works that way too.

Smart Lee... the intyernet explorer who avoids Google Chrome like the plague.

 

Frightening Lee.... how a black van sporting a huge G and blacked windows screeched to a halt outside. :rolleyes:

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osama bin lee - chinese terrorist }:)

mr fat lee - fat like sumo fighter :D

king kong lee - much more fatter & bigger than sumo fighter XD

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Dischordant Lee....sing very badly out of tune but can play a mean butt trumpet.

Posthumous Lee.... died but refuses to believe it and won't lie down

Nasal Lee.... I believe it, the smell gives him away.

Departmental Lee... health inspector come to check if he's a bio-hazard.

Upchucking Lee... take and bury him anyway... I don't have the stomach to wait while you check.

 

:S

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Ghoulish Lee... took Posthumous Lee home to his place.

Alice B Ghost Lee.... that's right, bring home another mouth to feed.

Pugs Lee Addams.... oh goodie, another corpse to play with.

Lil Lee Munster.... Butch Lee, now you play nice with Pugs Lee, you hear.

Inappropriate Lee... listens to Alice Cooper's "I Love The Dead" and has other ideas.

Morbid Lee... voyueristic undertaker watches on with glee..

Mwahahahaha :w00t:

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Tinsel Lee... coming to a tree near you.

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Evident - Lee I missed this cool topic :grin:

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Evident - Lee I missed this cool topic
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Obvious Lee!!!;P

Giving Lee... gonna spoil the grandkids at Xmas. :)

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Surgical Lee - Removes parts for big bucks,

Piratica Lee - Removes everything you've got while sailing

Governmenta Lee - Gets paid lotsa money to do you dirty

Dishonest - Lee - How Governmenta - Lee works. Pratica Lee's land lubber brother.

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Dastard Lee... banker who awarded himself a bonus because he was proud of being voted under-achiever of the year three years in a row.

:-"

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lol

Funni - Lee enough, I can actually picture that starkers X|

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Funni - Lee enough, I an actually picture that starkers
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Serpent Lee... banker who speaks with forked tongue.

Opportunistic Lee... became a banker to get his share of bonuses from the bailout package.

:-"

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Devastating Lee.... banker who knew exactly what he was doing to the World econony but didn't give a stuff and did it anyway.

Homicidal Lee... the bank foreclosed and he lost his home.... "Ere, Homi, don't forget your rope!"  :-" ;P

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Reply #245 Top

Typica - Lee, that'd be right mate :beer:

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Thieving Lee... broke into Paris Hilton's house and stole another saucy video to post on the internet. :w00t:

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Gaseous Lee... one of my former students making it big on the speech circuit with his sphincter monologues.

Bronchial Lee... was his support act until he contracted a rare form of laryngitis.

O:)

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Odorous Lee..... twin brother of Gaseous Lee.:puke:

Wheezing Lee......Bronchial Lee's Father.:rolleyes:

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Choking Lee.... replacement support act whose fart had lumps in it.

Uncontrollable Lee... an audience member who burst into uproarious laughter.

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Tortuous Lee... released a new album as Britney Spears.

Inquisitive Lee... does she have her knickers on this time?

Oblivious Lee... dunno, but she still can't sing

Argumentative Lee... yes she can, I bought every song she's done.

Statistical Lee... so you're the one who bought them.

:-"