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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Consensual Lee... NOT promiscuous, just very, very, very agreeable. :d

Flaccid Lee... 79 y/o who wishes he'd met Consensual Lee much, much earlier in life. :SNIFF!:
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Homophobic Lee... footballer who takes 'Soap on a Rope' into the showers after the game. :SURPRISED: :NOTSURE: :LOL:
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Horticultural Lee... has so much dirt in his ears there's flowers growing out of them. :SURPRISED:

Entrepreneurial Lee... cleaned so muck wax out of his that he opened his own Madam Tusaud's. :SURPRISED: :LOL:
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Intellectual Lee...one smart sumbitch :HOT:
Moronical Lee...dumber 'n a box of rocks ;p
Individual Lee...doesn't want to be compared to the other two. :NOTSURE:
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 :LOL:  :LOL: @ starkers !
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:LOL: :LOL: @ starkers !
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'Tis my pleasure, Mike, you're more than welcome... 'tis a great & enjoyable thread. :)

Oh, and here's another...

Oceanic Lee.... been in the water so long he has barnacles all over his nether regions. :SURPRISED:
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Enthusiastic Lee... often trips over his own feet cos he approaches everything with such great gusto. ;p
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Unfortunate Lee...left out of will :) 
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Oceanic Lee.... been in the water so long he has barnacles all over his nether regions

Damn Starkers ! Thats a good'un !!

hehe .. Laughing LEE ( me ! ) Laughed so hard I thought I would sh** myself !! :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 
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:LOL: :LOL: @ starkers
Aquatic Lee...had crabs
Earth Lee...had worms
Medical Lee...cured them both (for a hefty fee)
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Digital Lee... so wanted to be a top selling Beatles MP3 but ended up as a cheap $1.99 watch instead.

Hilarious Lee... stand-up comedian who couldn't tell a joke for nuts, but he had a highly infectious laugh.

Infectious Lee... gave both hands the clap.

Contagious Lee... shook hands with Infectious Lee, now everyone has it.

Aarrgghh.....
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Volcanic Lee... ate one too many chili dog and now he has a ring of fire..

Urological Lee... took a pee too close and singed his minge.L
Ashley & Martin lee... just performed the first pubic hair transplant. ;p


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Tortuous Lee... Bondage & Discipline mistress who revels on getting yer nuts in a vice. X-(
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Tortuous Lee... Bondage & Discipline mistress who revels on getting yer nuts in a vice.
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Tortoise Lee....Very Slowly :SURPRISED: 
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Reply #190 Top
Hilarious Lee....laughed his ass off reading this thread. :LOL:
Depressing Lee...didn't find it funny at all. X-(
Ignorant Lee...thought it was a real introduction. ;p
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 :LOL: Reall Lee....is still reeling :p 
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Kathie-Lee.....or Kelly-LEE,,,,It's still reeling. Where's Reege.....??? :) 
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Bruce Lee...........kapow sucka!
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Geddy lee!!!!!! :CONGRAT:
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Not to be confused with Geddy-Up Lee, the Great Horse of inventionalLee. :) 
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Oblivious Lee... didn't know his arse was on fire 'til a female passerby grabbed his hose to put it out. :d
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Aromatic Lee... is pungent and has a strange aroma when he drops one
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Gracious Lee was his last Name.
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Indecisive Lee... so unsure about everything :NOTSURE: he's decided not to make any more decisions until he decides otherwise.

Freakish Lee... contortionist who scratches her own back with her own toenails. :SURPRISED:

Unashamed Lee... serial flasher with no remorse.


Blushing Lee... got red faced when she accidental-lee brushed open Unashamed Lee's raincoat... 6 times.

Accidental Lee... oops, she forgot her underwear.

Deliberate Lee... like Britney, she left hers at home on purpose.
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Drunken Lee....Me last night. D'oh...Happy Canada Day Everyone :CONGRAT: