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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Editorial Lee... writes crap for newspapers.

Pungent Lee... once slipped a skunk down his pants and can't get rid of the smell.

Aerodynamic Lee... had his huge ears surgically reduced cos they slowed him down while bicycling.

Ergonomic Lee... keyboardist who had his hands surgically altered to prevent carpal tunnel.

Flawlessly.... former acne-man, achieved dermis perfection with all-over skin transplant.

Gobsmacking Lee.... buxom bikini model who has frequent wardrobe malfunctions. :d

Blind Lee... gets a blind pension, but he still attends all of Gobsmacking Lee's stage shows. ;p

Piratical Lee... cap'n starkers wannabe but he can't get the "AAARRGGHH" down-pat. :LOL:

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Lactating Lee... hah, that'll teach him to take his wife's HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) tablets, cos he wants to be a SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Distorting Lee... twists everything you say and does the opposite...

Lateral Lee.... pissed off and said to Distorting Lee: "Shoot me!"

Coronial Lee.... found Distorting Lee died of 'misadventure'.

Lecherous Lee... has a mother's milk fetish and attacked Lactating Lee's nipples. :SURPRISED:
Reply #154 Top
Impulsive Lee.... goes into rapturous ecstacy every time he has the impulse to fire up Stardock's latest and greatest, Impulse Driven digital delivery platform. ;)
Reply #155 Top
Flipping Mad - Lee ... Wanted to drag the Community Tab in Impulse to the other side of the Dock and lost it altogether .....  X-(  X-(  X-( 
Reply #156 Top
Reluctant Lee.....waits for cold, dead fingers to set in...... X-( 
Reply #157 Top
Repetitious Lee.... owns a 30 y/o TV station. Viewers have had 1 year of television... and 29 years of reruns. ;p
Reply #158 Top
Surreptitious - Lee : Covert Operations Spy - in training ...  X-(  ;p 


Syrup - Tissues - Lee : Has a really bad cold ... hehehe !!  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 
Reply #159 Top

Belated Lee...was going to post here yesterday,but just couldn't make it.:LOL:

Reply #160 Top
 :LOL: 

Late - Lee .. died yesterday !!  :LOL:  :LOL:  ;p 
Reply #161 Top
Wishful Lee...wants one too.
Reply #162 Top
Late - Lee .. died yesterday !!
End of quote


Odour Lee....where's the ice...  X-( 
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Odour Lee....where's the ice...
End of quote


Undertaking Lee... bringing the ice and embalming fluid. ;p

Reply #164 Top
Indignant Lee....and he's not going to take it any more. :(
Reply #165 Top
Protruding Lee... Borg techie whose implant sticks out rather prominent-lee. :d
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Pamela Lee.... bet it don't protrude as far as Tommy's. ;p
Reply #167 Top
Impatient Lee....is getting tired of waiting.
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Irresponsible Lee....should have known better. :LOL:
Drunken Lee....fell down the stairs again. ;p
Reckless Lee....should be out of the hospital soon. X-(
Reply #169 Top
what about Ken Lee

Ken Lee

yes... that's supposed to be english...
Reply #170 Top
Lee Lee... for the split-personaleeties.  ;) 
Reply #171 Top
 :LOL: 

Lee Lee Lee...for the multiple personalities.... ;p 
Reply #172 Top
Optimistical Lee....hopes for the best
Pessimistical Lee...expects the worst.
Indifferent Lee...doesn't care either way. ;p
Reply #173 Top
Leegle Lee.....someone you bring along_just in case  :d 
Reply #174 Top
Initial L.E.E.....nope wrong guy. :LOL: 
Reply #175 Top
Fornicating Lee... hap-handed repair guy who effs up everything he touches. :LOL: