Who is we?

Weren't they those people who were found to be someplace else when they should have been somewhere completely different altogether?

What do you mean, those people?

Are you trying to say they were the other people who were in the right place at the wrong time?

No...he was saying they were in the wrong place at the right time and got bamboozled anyway?

In other words, then, we have absolutely no effing idea who was where and when, even why?

Does that just about cover it all?

or..............

Will CNN come over and cover it too?

or..............

Does it need covering?

or..............

Uncle Sam knows......he's good at covering up stuff. Isn't he?

or.................

Aren't we a tad bit off the matter at hand?

I forgot the question?

Isn't that convenient?

I dunno. Was it in the convenience store?

Or was it down by the lake and floated away on an errant lily pad?

Do lily pads errant?

Haven't you ever heard about the two frogs who eloped on a lily pad and ended up raising a family of cute lil tadpoles?

Not since the Princess kissed the frog thinking...My Prince charming?

Is that why frogs legs taste so good?

And was Prince Charming really Charming or just a dirty old man at a very young age?

He was a very young dirty old man with a thing for the opposite gender's frog legs and kissing a tadpole is considered taboo because it's underage?

Are tadpoles the products of leapfrog?

Are leapfrogs born ever four years?

You'd think they'd get laid more frequently than that, wouldn't you?

Let me hop right on that question, OK?

I dunno, Doc, do you really think you'll get away with impersonating a frog?

Is Doc Frog in the house?

And will the patient mind those cold, clammy hands?