Touching, feeling, probing in the nether regions?

What are nether regions... can't seem to find them on the map?

You've never seen a black hole?

Wouldn't I need a powerful telescope that can see into space for that?

You don't have a powerful telescope?

Would a magnifying glass taped to the end a vacuum cleaner pipe do the trick?

Is it a Dyson?

Is it eco friendly?

Does an eco friendly Dyson suck as hard as a Hoover?

Nothing sucks harder than a 'Hoover'. Why do you think he went into politics?

I heard that FBI Hoover bloke sucked...um... er, do you think that's true?

Will you find a blue dress next to his cigar box?

Are you comparing Hoover to B.L. Z. Bub?

Isn't B.L.Z. Bub that bloke with a devilish sense of humour?

Isn't he the one with forked tongue in face?

So he'd be well practiced tonsil hockey player, would he?

Isn't that an Olympic sport now?

Next thing ya know it'll be pocket pool. Lol

To Olympians practice tonsil hockey while confined in the Olympic village?

I suppose so 'cause village life is supposed to be primitive, right?

If that's the case, you wouldn't be able to call cavemen primitive because they didn't live in villages, did they?

The Neandertals didn't think so, did they?

Why did Neanderthals drag their women by the hair?

Was it because they thought using the club on them was a bit extreme?

Or was so that they didn't fill up with stones?

Ooops!

Even back then they got stoned?