If I was trying to muscle in on your gig, don't you think I'd bring somebody with me who actually had muscles??

Like Mrs. Starkers?

Yes, like mrs starkers.

Did you know that mrs starkers' strongest muscles are in her tongue?

Dunno wot you're laughing about, Uvah... has it not occurred to you that you could be next in line for a severe tongue lashing?

Isn't the brain the strongest muscle?   And exercising it with a severe tongue lashing is probably good for us.

{Didn't mean to offend. If so. Sorry. }

If the brain is the strongest muscle, why is it politicians don't exercise theirs... those that have one, that is?

[No, not at all... we're all good here ]

The brain is not a muscle. The heart is the strongest muscle. Look it up. The brain is the culmination of millions of years of imaginary figments. And if ya dunt thin so, put a sock in it?

The brain is grey matter. I was just sayin,         And lalalalala, did you say something?

Did you hear me ?

Did you hear that?

What?

Are you two playing silly buggers or is this kind of behaviour normal?

Do you want to play?

Two pence in the potty please.

Are you going to put you hand in the potty to fish it out???

(believe me, I saw what Decon did in there during potty training, and you DON'T wanna get that on your hands)

Will you taste-test the contents first?

So I take it you're going first?

Not if you do the taste test then fart and blow up the world, right?

Have you ever wished that you had a fairy godmother who could just waft all your troubles away with a swish of her wand?

Wander if that good fairy could be borrowed?    I wish I could.

Does it come in flavors?

Wishmint or Fairy Berry?

Is Fairy Berry berry good? Or Does WishMint fulfill?

Are boysenberries predominantly a male fruit and are there girlsenberry female equivalents?

If Boysenberries are rough and not so tough does that mean Girlsenberries are sweet and not so ... so ... ?

If girlsenberries are sweet and not so... so.... do boysenberries need to carry condoms for just in case?