Nope cause condoms don't come in deleriously deeliceous flavors ... do they?

Haven't you ever heard of strawberry flavoured condoms?

Uhhh   No.

Strawberry flavored edible undies on an old girlfriend ....... Yum.

What kind of question is that?

Could it be the type that assumes he knows bugger all about it and therefore brags that I do?

Do edible undies have to be questioned or do you take it for granted that they are 100% nutritious?

And if a pair girlsenberry flavoured edible knickers were more nutritious than a pound of prime steak, would you be ordering them by the truckload to ensure the pantry is never bare?

Bare, you enjoy playing with words, don't you?

Bear in mind he's not a Koala.  But, the Missus might think differently.  hehe   Not to be confused with Kahlua, cuz that would be entirely different, now wouldn't it?

Isn't Kahlua a Koalas favorite beverage?

Is that why they stick to trees and get mentholated?

If koalas 'hung out' in hazel trees, would the drop their nuts?

Would Hazel come and catch them if they did?

FYI - 'Hazel' was the name of a housekeeper on a TV show back in the late fifties early sixties. The show's name was Hazel.

Which Hazel?

And does she have hazel or green eyes?

If they were green would she be called Greenel?

More to the point, is Hazel the green eyed monster of envy in disguise?

Why, are you jealous?

Does he want green eyes to?

Couldn't he just get colored contacts?

Does his contacts need to be cleaned so they make contact?

What does your crystal ball say?

How do you know he has a crystal ball... been peering thru his keyhole again?

You expect me to reveal all my secrets?

Yeah. maybe it's sterling?