On which planet?

There are more than one?

Do you think Mars has a drive-through?

Could the Mars lander have a McMartian?

Would a McMartian taste as bad as a McMuck from McChunders here on Earth?

Holy McAroni, would it be prudent for ask for McKetchsup

Is there enough McKetchup in the universe to drown the taste of a McMuck?

Would McMustard do a better job?

If they short your order are they McBastards?

And worse McBastards if they short-change you?

Shouldn't the person responsible get McFired?

McChuck dropped the McBuck, should we really McFire him

Should we fire bankers.... from a cannon?

Should we fire bankers from.... a catapult

Or tie them on the outside of the next space shuttle launch?

Isn't there enough junk out in orbit already?

Am I wrong to consider space empty?

How can it be empty when humans keep leaving their garbage in orbit?

Besides,isn't space full of planets, stars,asteroids and such?

Couldn't a few pieces of junk in something as vast as the universe be considered negligible?

Would you say that if you were on the ISS or the shuttle and had to maneuver around it?

(It's a fact,it happens)

Or ran into it head on cos the window was fogged up and couldn't see it??

 Do they make specilal exceptions for Santa or Angels 

Does santa or angels even exist?

And is Santa's beard real or cotton wool... assuming that he does exist?

Oh they're real orright, wouldn't life be boring without Santa, and don't we pray to some superior Being sometime