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Random quotes

This 'ere thread be for random quotes, ya see?  If you post, you must include a quote somewhere.  like this

Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. [hands Gibbs his hat]
Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!!
Jack: Now go and get it.

or this:

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
[Elizabeth gives him a blank look
Barbossa: Means "no."
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Reply #101 Top

Amidst the eternal waves of time
From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath

 

  • Chopper: "This is ridiculous. I can't believe they choose our next mission with a damn coin AGAIN!"
    AWACS Thunderhead: "This is AWACS Thunderhead. Captain Davenport, how many times do I have to tell you to cut the chatter?!"
    Chopper: "Thunderhead, this is Razgriz 3, roger that."
    AWACS Thunderhead: "What did you just say?"
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    -Ace Combat

     

    Jesus loves me, this I know/For the Bible tells me so/Little ones to Him belong/They are weak but He is strong.

     

    Intro-ducing... MISTER BUBBLES!

     

    Mr. Bubbles? Please! Get up!

     

    This angel looks like it's dancing!"

     

    Suchong: Is that your puppy? She's very pretty...
    Little Boy: Yes. Thank you, Papa Suchong.
    Suchong: Break her neck for me.
    Little Boy: What?
    Suchong: Break that sweet puppy's neck.
    Little Boy: No... please...
    Suchong: Break that puppy's neck...would you kindly?
    Little Boy: No... no!...(snap)
    Suchong: ...Very good.

     

     

    Reply #102 Top

    "Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west... destroyed our culture... our economy... our honor."
    Imran Zakhaev; Call of Duty 4

    Reply #103 Top

    Lord Hood: For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... our fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.
    End of quote

    Where's this from?

    Reply #104 Top

    Chopper: "This is ridiculous. I can't believe they choose our next mission with a damn coin AGAIN!"

    AWACS Thunderhead: "This is AWACS Thunderhead. Captain Davenport, how many times do I have to tell you to cut the chatter?!"

    Chopper: "Thunderhead, this is Razgriz 3, roger that."

    AWACS Thunderhead: "What did you just say?"



    -Ace Combat
    End of quote

    In the spirit of Ace Combat quotes:

    "The world will never change unless we trust people."

    Larry Folke, Ace Combat Zero: the Belkan War

    Reply #105 Top

    its from the ending of halo 3

    "hey, look what i found!
    hey, thats cool! a human m-22 fragmentation grenade in pristine condition! minus the pin...
    rotri? thats a live grenade.
    what does that mean?
    that means its gonna go boo- (kaboooom)"
    bolti and rotri; Spriggs

    Reply #106 Top

    (The closing scene of the episode.)
    Beckett:: How'd it go back on Earth?
    McKay: It was, it was awful. Your family was amazing, though.
    Beckett: Aye, they are. Good turnout?
    McKay: Oh, packed the church.
    Beckett: Oh, that's good to hear!
    McKay: It's not gonna be the same round here without you.
    Beckett: Oh, you're telling me!
    McKay: You know, the universe is a big place. Who knows, maybe we'll bump into each other again.
    Beckett: Aye, who knows?
    McKay: You were the closest thing to a best friend I ever had. I'm really, really sorry. I should have just...
    Beckett: Hey. This wasn't your fault.
    McKay: You're just telling me what I want to hear.
    Beckett: Well that's what best friends do sometimes. And in this case it also happens to be true. Take care of yourself, Rodney.
    McKay: Goodbye, Carson.

    (McKay stares from the pier, alone, over the water)

    :'(

    Reply #107 Top
    Joker: I thought I was going to get a chance to put the Normandy through her paces.
    Commander Shepard: Who knows Joker, maybe we'll get to play hide and seek with Sovereign.
    Joker: You know it doesn't sound that much fun when you're saying it.
    Kaidan Alenko: What was that!
    Urdnot Wrex: Probably just debris. Don't have a panic attack, I'll protect you.
    Garrus Vakarian: I really hope we get to see the Normandy in combat.
    Urdnot Wrex: Only an idiot wishes for combat in a stealth ship.
    Kaidan Alenko: Mineshaft. That's the source of the signal.
    Ashley Williams: Smells like ambush, Commander.
    Kaidan Alenko: I agree. This thing didn't crash. Somebody moved it here.
    Commander Shepard: Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.
    Joker: One wrong step and CRACK! It's very dramatic.

     - Mass Effect

    Reply #108 Top

    Gang leader: "Give one reason why I should'nt have my boy here pull your head off."

    Joker: "How about a magic trick?"

    Gang Leader: *Blank stare*

    Joker: "I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

    Joker: *Slams thug's face onto table* "TADAHH!!!!!!"

    -Darknight

     

     

    Reply #109 Top

    "Never gonna give you up............"

    -Rick rolled

    Reply #110 Top

    "It's a trap!"

    -Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars episode 6.

     

    Samurye.:ninja:

    Reply #111 Top

    *On a viking ship*

    "Good news and bad news people!"

    "Good news first!"

    "The captain has given you all a break!"

    "YAY!"

    "What's the bad news, sir?"

    "After the break, the Captain wants to go waterskiing..."

     

    *The Western Front -- World War I*

    "Good news and bad news everyone! Good news first - we all get a change of socks!"

    "YAY!"

    "Now for the bad news -- Elson will change with Mike, Mike will change with Brandy, Brandy will change with...."

     

    -- Both from a random jokebook I have

     

    The Moral -- If there's good and bad news, and the good news is said first, the bad news will be worse. I will put more jokes from there later.

     

    Can I have a Question -- By Omega7 at http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=98068

    Hello , it's long time no see but I'm back here to make a question. I'd rather I want some information about my question. so what I have unfinishing question of the epicenter. that is what I interesting about SAD which the organization has never meeting in my thought as watching my eyes in the kind of pictures .but I didn't have yet to be a man of loss in my health . i simply I've got experience to meet them on movie , that was "シリアナ" movie . the syliana ( what was the true of spells ) which was evloving around of the arab outskirts .( I can't think where does he made movements ) the man got mission to killing arabian tycoon but when It was going on . in US , the mission was yet to be nothing meaning anymore. in the mission decards the agent was not so much notice about the mission. and died i dont know where did he get to death however I knew when I saw in the man who death situation on movie . may be where covered with sand and they who carrying with the oil king was died with cia agent .i most intertested that was what is the guy who wearing some. the clothing was very very nice but cool with actor. may be if you didn't have chance to watch the video on the DVD .watch on it . you can bollow the DVD on TSUTAYA. maybe you can bollow that in lower costs. the chance is now or never . its chance . the シリアナ movie's main actor "secret code name" anyway what I wanted to talk about , the Agent who rigging arms and devices all of about . Please give me more than my indentified information another.

    Reply #112 Top

    oooooook.......  feel like explaining?  I didn't really get anything out of that last block.

    "My friend, you are F*cked."

    -bioshock

    Reply #113 Top

    "...I just don't want two accidents."
    "How bad can it be?"
    "Look at the lower display."
    "Willy?"
    "Yes?"
    "Is it just me, or is the door trying to kill us?"
    "Yea, pretty much. Oh, and whatever you do, don't go for the cake. That's how we lost the major."
    [flashback] "Woo cake! I love cake." "Dispensing delicious cake, errr, deadly neurotoxins." "I don't love deadly neurotoxins." [end flashback]
    "Okayyy..."
    "Now, this is what you're gonna need to do. Press the word, not the entire button, by pressing straight down and point straight back up. If the screen seems to have glitched in any way, shape, or form, do not pull the handle, instead, unplug the computer, count to 25, and then try again. In the event that you select the wrong option, you'll have very little time."
    "So what do I do?"
    "Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. Oh, and if you do trigger something, and its not the nerve gas, can you say something over the radio? I gotta get the hell outta Dodge before the obibital bombardment hits."
    "Don't you mean orbital bombardment?"
    "Are you even looking at the screen right now?"
    "Holy shit, it does say obibital. Why is this so complicated?"
    "Because i can only remember to hotwire so many computers at any one time. Oh, and just so you know, this is gonna open all the doors on the complex."
    "What psycho built this?"
    "The late 'cake' major."
    [flashback] "*cough cough* The cake was a lie!" [end flashback]

    Willy, Triple M, and the late 'cake' major; Spriggs

     

    Reply #114 Top

    "Okay, we have bad news, good news, and more bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Well the first bad news is that there is no good news and the second bad news is that enemy reinforcements are coming."

    -Me

    Samurye:ninja:

    Reply #115 Top

    Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. 
    Reynolds: Define "interesting". 
    Washburn: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? 

                                                                    (Serenity) 

    “We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
    -William Shakespear

     

    The one thing that unites all humans, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers. -(Anonymous)

     

    The space time continum has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down. If problem persists, contact the system administrator

    Reply #116 Top

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

    "You can't go down in the history books as the person who destroyed humanity if you destroy humanity."

    V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
    Evey Hammond: Who are you?
    V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
    Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
    V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
    Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
    V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
    V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
    [carves V into poster on wall]
    V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
    [giggles]
    V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
    Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
    V: I am quite sure they will say so.

    Reply #117 Top

    "Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."

    -Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica

     

    "Coming up on a year now, I haven't had nothin' twixt my nethers, weren't run on batteries!"

    "Oh, God! I can't know that!"

    -Kaylee, Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

     

    "I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporally possessing a spaceship... don't look at me."

    -Simon Tam, Firefly

     

    "More like ten shitloads!"

    -Marcus Fenix, Gears of War 2

     

    "What will you do?"

    "Light it."

    -343 Guilty Spark, Master Cheif, Halo 3

     

    "You know me, when I make a promise..."

    "You... keep it. I do know how to pick 'em."

    -Master Chief, Cortana, Halo 3

    Reply #118 Top

    "allright...who f*cking stole my socks!?"

    ...

    ...

    "I'm serious about who stole my socks!"

    -Random soldier of riflemen platoon, US Joint Strike Force, Tom Clancy's EndWar

    - Maj. Johnson "DaNoob" Shnizel, 15th Assult, USJSF:ninja:

    Reply #119 Top
    Cortana: They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't, something else no one saw but me.
    Can you guess? ...Luck.

    .....was I wrong?

    Reply #120 Top

    More good news and bad news. :)

    *At a hair loss clinic

    Patient: Doctor, I hear that you can give anyone a full head of hair - that you're the best in the business?

    Doctor: Yes I am. Now lets have a look.

    (After examining patient)

    Doctor: I have good news and bad news, friend. The bad news is that I can't grow any more hair on your head/

    Patient: And what's the good news?

    Doctor: If you want, I can shrink your head to fit the hair you've got.

    Reply #121 Top

    Bra'tac: "We can not merely stand by, while our brother and sisters fall".
    Mitchell: "Sam, I'm going with them".
    Carter: "Um! Me too…" *Bra'tac goes to activate the rings*
    Em
    erson: "It's suicide".
    Carter: "Well, for Teal'c and Bra'tac that's not really an argument against going".

    Reply #122 Top

    Have no clue where the following is coming from:

    Soldier: "General, Sir! We are surrounded!"

    General:"Excellent! Now, we can attack in any direction...!"

    Reply #123 Top

    Dix: "I've got good news and bad news, boys.

    good news is the Pols are pushing back the Germans, as are the British and Canadians.  Kraut is falling back to Chambois, hard."

    Guzzo: "What's the bad news?"

    Dix:"Chambois... is where we're goin' next."

    Reply #124 Top

    "Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that could take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered fields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
    - King Aragorn of Gondor; The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

     

    Reply #125 Top

    "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

    -Bender, futurama