Once again, a UFO has landed in America...the only country UFOs ever seem to land in."

-Reporter, Monsters VS. Aliens (Okay, the trailer, but it's still a good line.)

For those who might not know, 911 is the American emergency phone number.

Names changed in this transcript for privacy.

Dispatcher: 911. Fire or emergency?

Woman: [Whispering] Help me... there's someone in my house.

Dispatcher: Where are you now, ma'am?

Woman: I'm hiding under the bed. Oh, God, someone's coming down the hall. Help... quick.

Dispatcher: Just remain calm and stay on the line.

Woman: Hurry, hurry.

Dispatcher: Officers are on the way, ma'am.

Woman: He's trying to get in the door. Please help. Oh, God.

Man's Voice: [Muffled] Joan! Joan, are you in there?

Woman: Bill? Nevermind, it's just my husband.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

"I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new man, sort of speak- like you. Apparently free." 
"Congratulations."
"Thank you.
"As you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist."
"It is purpose that created us,"
"Purpose that connects us,"
"Purpose that pulls us,"
"That guides us,"
"That drives us,"
"It is purpose that defines,"
"Purpose that binds us."
"We're here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us... purpose."
 - Mr. Smith and Neo; Matrix: Reloaded

Be careful when you stare into the abyss, for it also stares into you.

-Anynomous

Spam, Bacon, and Eggs

-Monty Python

"american components, russian components, all made in taiwan!"
Lev Andropov; Armageddon

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
Napoleon Bonaparte

" if you know not to what port you are sailing no wind is favorable"

"Today not possible, tomarrow possible"

"Thanks for the tank.  He never gets me anything." Cortana

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." Johnson

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

hmm...  You seem familiar.  You wouldn't happen to be part of the BAF, would you?

"WWIII will be fought with ICBMs, WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones"

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker.

That was actualy a good song

Im a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
Im comin on like a hurricane
My lightnings flashing across the sky
Youre only young but youre gonna die

I wont take no prisoners, wont spare no lives
Nobodys putting up a fight
I got my bell, Im gonna take you to hell
Im gonna get you, satan get you


Hells bells
Yeah, hells bells
You got me ringing hells bells
My temperatures high, hells bells

Ill give you black sensations up and down your spine
If youre into evil youre a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
cause if goods on the left, then Im stickin to the right

I wont take no prisoners, wont spare no lives
Nobodys puttin up a fight
I got my bell, Im gonna take you to hell
Im gonna get you, satan get you



Yeow
Hells bells, satans comin to you
Hells bells, hes ringing them now
Hells bells, the temperatures high
Hells bells, across the sky
Hells bells, theyre takin you down
Hells bells, theyre draggin you around
Hells bells, gonna split the night
Hells bells, theres no way to fight, yeah

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil - Horatio Nelson

"You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites. Their lives matter to me. Yours does not"

—Rtas 'Vadumee 

"That makes two of us."

—Arbiter

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it.
Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
-Sergeant Johnson
(Pause) (Slow and loud) Am I right, Marines?
(Marines)Sir, yes sir!"

"Mmmhmm, Damn right I am"

-Johnson

"We're it so easy"

-Arbiter

"Do I take life, or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?"

-Gravemind

(The context makes it a little better)"What if you miss?"

—Cortana

"I won't."

-Master Chief

"If this thing goes off, I am NEVER talking to you again."

—Cortana

"Does he usually mention me?"

—John-117

"Cocky bastard just loves to run his mouth!"

—Avery J. Johnson

"I? I am the monument to all your sins."

-Gravemind

Sorry for the crazy crap . . .

"Wake me, when you need me."

I'm trapped. On a beautiful, empty world. Its inhabitants have been safely indexed, every single one of them. They're special--well worth the effort it took to build one final gateway even at this late hour.
This may be our last communication. I'm begging you. Fire the Array. Light the weapon, and let it be done.

-The Librarian

The Librarian is probably my favorite person in the entire Halo Trilogy.

Samurye.

I owned you with easy"
"Your sandbags didnt know how to stop my mans from going other ways"
"Trucks with mans kills sandbags"
"i did it my way, the conway"

-Conway, a funny guy from the best RTS ever, Company of Heroes.( Sins is a RT4X so don't shoot me fanboys!)

I knew people were just waiting to show their inner randomness!

"You don't fuck Fontaine!  Fontaine fucks you!"

-A warning, from one ghost to another in Bioshock.  (in the game, ghosts are recorded memories and actions, not responsive ghosts)

-Orodum

Well, since we're back into sci-fi quotes...

"I don't know all the reasons we went into space, but I do know we didn't come out here to play God."

-Captain Jonathan Archer

"M.I. does the dying, Fleet just does the flying!"

-Johnny Rico

"We must meet the threat with our valor, our blood; indeed, with our very lives...to ensure that HUMAN CIVILIZATION, NOT insect, dominates this galaxy NOW AND ALWAYS!!"

-Sky Marshal Dienes

"There was once a guy named Bill."

He died.

He had a dog.

That died too."

THE END

-- A friend of mine.

''But why is the rum gone?'' Captain Jack Sparow

''May the force be with you''  Jedi Counsil

''The meaning of life is 10+2-12'' Unknown

"Take cover a sniper"

"Were?"

"SPLAT!"

"What ever you do dont press the big red shiny button!"

"Click."

"Warning,Warning!"

"Deadly Neurotoxin Detected!"-me