banned for giving a lamer ban reason

Banned for calling other people's bans lame.

banned for not being creative, hence lame.

banned for being less creative, hence lamer.      

banned for being lamest

Banned for forgetting an L.

banned for being a capitalist nazi.

Banned for being a pinko commie.

band for calling anyone pinko even if they deserve it.

Banned for dragging musical groups into this.

band for what musical groups

Doombringer: banned for attacking the RSR, and then joining together to form a three ccountry alliance.

Everyone else: banned for not knowing what I am talking about.

Samurye.

Banned for not banning the person above you

banned for banning people who don't ban the person above them.

banned for not knowing Nazis had more in common with Commies, Liberals, Ital Fascists, etc... and were anti-capitalist.

banned for banning to many times in one post.

banned for having three 5s in member number.

banned for being a manowar.

banned for being headless.

banned for having too many flags.

banned for having a sword.

banned for not recognizing the one flag above all the others.

banned for not recognizing its "Manowar" not "a manowar."

banned for not noticing he has his head back, not off.

banned for not liking swords.

banned for noticing I have three 5s in my member number before me.

banned for not having three 5s in your member number.

banned for having a smaller member number than me.

Banned for overuse of the word "Ban" and it's derivatives.

Banned for bringing up derivatives. Don't you know that finance is frowned upon now?

banned for banning on sunday  infact that deserves an extra big ban

Banned for using large fonts.

banned for using even larger fonts

Banned for attempting to start yet another chain ban

BANNED FOR TRYING TO DISRUPT THE CHAINBAN.

banned for trying to bring doom to us all by starting a chain ban

Banned for resuming a thread that has been a chain ban from post 1.