Banned for being your first time

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banned for banning first timers

Banned for being a second timer.

Banned for timing.

Banned for banning timing. Sometimes good timing is everything.

Sometimes bad timing is good timing...

-Twilight Storm

BANNED FOR NOT MOTHER F'N BANNING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM BACK BABY!

Banned for using inexplicably large fonts.

BAN STARDOCK FORUMS FOR DELETING MY POST   (WAS PROBABLY LANGUAGE EVEN THOUGH I ABBRIVIATED IT)   AND BAN YOU Twilight FOR NOT BANNING

IM BACK BABY

ban thier slow updating speed

banned for banning slowness

sometimes slowness is a blessing

banned for beinging slow

Still Banned for using large fonts (#18709 and #18711)

banned for banning large and bold fonts

Banned for wearing LARGE and not XL fonts.

Banned for implying it is possible to wear fonts as clothes.

Banned for making yourself seem jealous of the large font.

And to prevent an identical ban in the future...... I shall go tiny!

Dude!!!!!! The Forums have a Spell Checker!!!!!!

know thay doesn't have spell cheque.

OMG ANOTHER BAN FOR NOT BANNING ANYONE!

IM SOOO COOOL

banned for pronouncing oneself as cool

thats uncool

Banned for judging the coolness or uncoolness of others. Coolness is subjective.

BANNED BECAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BAN YOU BUT I REALLY WANT TO BAN RYAT BUT YOU BANNED BEFORE I COULD BAN SO YOU ARE THE FASTER BANNER IN THIS CASE AND I AM LEFT WITH NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO BAN YOU WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE THE WHOLE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO BAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU SO I THIS IS ACCEPTABLE.  NOW IF I COULD BAN RYAT I WOULD BAN HIM FOR CALLING ME UNCOOL AND QUESTIONING MY AWSOMENESS AND STUFF, SO IN THIS LONG PARAGRAPH OF BANNING YOU I ALSO BAN RYAT BECAUSE WELL YOU PROBABLY DIDNT READ THIS FAR INTO THIS SO IM BENDING A RULE BECAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT AND HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO COOL THINGS LIKE BEND RULES. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHICH RULES YOU BEND CAUSE YOU MAY GET INTO TROUBLE AND THAT WOULDNT BE GOOD WOULD IT? SOOOO, RYAT YOU ARE BANNED FOR CALLING ME UNCOOL AND SCOUTDOG YOU ARE BANNED BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

banned for excessive pontification

and yes I read it all

BANNED BECAUSE EXCESSIVE POINTIFICATION IS WHAT BUILT THIS COUNTRY, I THINK

''(patriotic music playing in background)''

i dont think pointification is even a word?

lol

banned for not knowing what pontification is