banned for thinking I didn't just learn the moves while peeking through the window. Only chased off twice the whole time.

banned for not learning to defend yourself from a banana

*pulls out a pistol and shoots*

*takes and eats banana*

banned for learning from a banana. I use live ammo to ensure a genuine experience... and the occasional ER trip.

banned because hunting wild bananas is very dangerous and requires live ammo as well

and the ER trips

also banned for playing the ban game and slowing me down with my lore writing

banned for writing lore which makes it a bitch for me to write lore.

and grammar errors...

banned for grammar errors

Banned because it's two in the morning.

Xer0 \^?

banned for wussying out like an old man

good night

Banned for saying goodnight when I am already asleep.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned for sleep-typing.

Banned for.......... *bang*

Banned for sleep-banging.

Banned for that could be misinterpreted.

banned for misinterpreting things

banned for ragging him about it

Banned for ratting him about it.

Yeah, that was exactly his intention.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned for assuming that was my intention. It was, but you had no solid proof.

banned for wanting solid proof in a game of conjectures

banned for playing in a game of conjectures

Banned for discouraging other people to play this game.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned because I am not discouraged.

Banned for a lack of discouragement.

banned for promoting discouragement

Banned for discouraging promotion.

Banned for not accepting a promotion.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."