banned for common themes.

Banned because we must accumulate OVER 9000 pages of bans.

Side note: just where did that whole "OVER 9000" meme come from?

banned for ISO number

banned I so horny!

Sorry, I couldn't help but read that and think of a Vietnamese prostitute.

banned for Viet Cong

banned for King Kong.

didn't see that coming?

banned for sneaky ban

banned for old school error ban

Banned because it's from that Dragonball show; just one more piece of evidence as to how incredibly silly it seems.

banned for japanese silliness

Banned because Dragonball Z is not half bad.

Dragonball Z fans, on the other hand....

Super Saiyan Ban Blast!

banned for missing

banned for assuming it was a miss

banned for it was a total miss.  now where did she go.,

I rest my case.

You are banned for hopelessness.

banned for resting, especially on your case. You'll mess up the leather exterior.

Banned because me and Dad are cooking my mom dinner for Mother's Day.

I'm actually somewhat looking foreward to it. I like to cook, I just don't do it very often because of time and because Mom claims I always overseason stuff (I think she's just not adventurous enough).

banned for superseasoning

banned for not banning him for not knowing mom is always right.  and if mom is every wrong just remember mom is always right.

banned for mother is not always right

banned for my mom can't stand spicy food. I would die if I had to conform to her sense of taste.

Same goes for choice in furniture.

banned for not liking your mom's cooking

banned for I do like it. But at some point it has to be season to taste.

Chicken and dumplings... never can make it like her.