banned for everyone has novel ideas

Most just don't do anything with them.

Banned for not fearing the thing under his bed.

Banned for fearing a discarded sock.

Banned for sock-eating dust bunnies.

Banned for sock-eating dust bunnies do not exist.

banned for lumpy mash potatoes

Banned because 'rustic' mashed potatoes are better than that baby-food version.

Also, dust bunnies definitely exist, but they only eat dust. Socks, on the other hand, are obviously regular prey (or collectibles) for some sort of 7th-dimension civilization that has easy, covert access to places like drawers, linen baskets, and laundry machines.

banned for bringing in baby food

Banned for being a 32 year old baby.

banned for assuming childish demeanor

Banned for assuming that isn't his natural demeanor.

banned for going el natural

Banned for not realizing the monster that I am inside...

Banned because my inside... is on the outside.

Banned because a screen grab of hat & hair and some art cyborg parts seem to cover most of your nekkid brain.

Banned for reading Scoutdogs mind.

banned for its hard not too

He is an open book.

Banned because an exposed cerebrum does not an open mind make.

banned for being so open

Banned for conflating an open demeanor with a tendency to exhibitionism.

banned for assuming such was intended

Banned for assuming that I was assuming "such." 

The only product of assumptions I truly love is Duchamp's Étant donnés. I've never even seen the real thing, and I'm not sure whether that's a plus or a minus for someone who's given up trying to give up postmodernism. Probably why I could never stand 'real' philosophy courses.

banned for having works of art

banned for not grabbing some for yourself.

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