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In keeping with the finest of traditions I attribute to the great skinners of the WC community. I have but a single question. With all the jibe about curried cabbage what would a WB look like if someone would dare make one using the now infamous 'curried cabbage' as a theme. Any takers?
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Um, what's up Doc? You didn't know Hugh Grant has a thing for lollipops and sometimes leaves his laying around... half sucked?
Did he get them at the all night toyshop what caters to the...um...uh...sexual dysfuctionalists? Is that a word?
Hmmm, I woder if there's such a thing as curried cabbage flavoured chewing gum? I recall reading somewhere that the act of constant gum chewing can produce gas... so a curried cabbage flavoured gum would be right up my alley (or is that down my alley?)
Down I'd imagine unless of course you installed the implant backwards in which case crack-up is a likely scenario.
Stinkus Rectumous facing skyward because of implants reversed polarities. Best to keep back at least seven miles. You just never know. Implants these day are look-a-likes from end to end.
What I was referring to, Ed was the old "Confucious say" joke.
Oh man I just realised something, for lunch today we had a pork roast baked potatoes, carrots, peas, corn, and of course you guessed it cabbage, phew thankfully it wasn't curried or there may be some sort of stink going on here tonight Doh, drats I just rememberd normal cooked cabbage ooops spoke too soon
Cabbageooops? Apprentice to the Master? Master starkerbark and mrs. Master starkerbark. Two for the price of one really powerful blast from Oz. Armaggedon is right around the corner. I'll bring the popcorn.
Damm it and I thought I was Master, Master Chef that is 
Master chefs makes things to go in a body, whereas Master Starkers makes them to exit.
Isn't the digestive system a wonderous thing... how it can turn solids into gas... just like that.
Just think...back in the day all those alchemists really did have it all wrong. Go figure. Hey Doc...I heard someplace that the digestive juices inside the stomach are more powerful then the best corrosive acid. Is that true? "Cause if it is...(secret behind the starkerbark...shhhh...don't tell no one).
Starkers ate a book once and it desolved. We called it readers digest.
Nope...most corrosive liquid?
If you mean corrosive to inorganic elements, probably sulfuric acid.
As far as human flesh goes, there is no question that HF (hydrogen fluoride / hydrofluoric acid) is the most corrosive.
First, HF causes no painful burns on contact which allows it to seep deeply into human tissue without notice. It may take hours for HF exposure to become apparent.
The fluoride cation combines with the calcium in bones to dissociate calcium, causing the bones to essentially slowly liquefy. Local skin, muscle and fat necrosis follows soon after.
"Reader's Digest Vaporized Edition"....lol. 
Actually, it was a book on how to train dogs not to "bark'... didn't want the missus to get any ideas.
Speaking of barks...out of curiosity I went over to YouTube and found some videos titled 'Farts do kill'. You should check it out. There's a good one called jingle farts. The scene opens on an ancient battlefield complete with mists overlying the land. Total devastation. I thought starkers had gone in there and blasted them.
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