The galaxy is not a tidy place

Just came home from a medium trip on my Harley Spacidson. At the motel halfway Skowbo i met this Torian girl. She was addicted to anomalies and talked with a soft voice about the worms on Iversonia ("They can smell your thoughts") and her paranoid Alexian friend (who made it into the metaverse top 25, "But i still love him"). After we mapped each other's brain waves (she was Incredible) and became very close she asked if i wanted to join the Purple Quouncil (The PQ offers advice to terrorstars on how to become a pornstar). I said: "I shall not meddle in things i don't understand". She gave me a hug, said: "We don't do business with criminals" and warped away.

No, the galaxy is not a tidy place.
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Can anybody else cram more GC references into a single paragraph story?
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Can anybody else cram more GC references into a single paragraph story?
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No...I dont think its possible LOL
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Lets not forget that the purple quoncil is going to be bought out by mitrosoft soon...
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spamming this thread cause i feel like it. fake rumors about galciv2 (the below is fake. NOT REAL. MADE UP):

my favorite feature shown at e3 was the rpg and diplomacy parts mixed in where you can bargain with a arcean and buy a new gun using various amounts of aphrodesiac and credits. using influence points you can convince the local drengin thug to kill the arcean and get your money back.

however, the local gang of altarians will consider you evil (when you look into mirrors you will look more and more evil: crooked teeth, dark shadows under your eyes, red leather clothing, chains, etc.) they will attack you at any opportunity, which is a bit unfair. great, i decide to take a contract on someone's life *once* and i'm evil.

or you can be peaceful and go work for the torians as a cook chopping up and roasting some weird meat with delicious skin at their shop. when the human health inspector random event comes in you can help the torians cover up what the meat is, do nothing, or sell them out. each choice has its own unique benefits and consequences.

i do have issues with possible game balance issues, such as when you immediately come face to face with the 500 draginol army when you only have your pencil to defend yourself with, but most of the hardcore board memebers told me that i "should try different strategies" and "adapt".

the part i don't like is the way it will be scored. i have no idea what the system is sued, but me and 7% of the board agree that it is unfair to them.
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Responding to that because I feel like it. RPGs are funny.
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Obviously, if you had remembered your towel, everything would have worked out fine. Ah well!
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Oh man, I can't wait until it comes out. :D