You fail because you're a failderp.

-Lord Brony

You fail for making Fluttershy hold her breath for so long.  FLUTTERSHY!!!  LIVE!!!

-Twi /)

You fail at yoga.  Cuz yoga is all about breathing.  

FAIL! Period. Next. Thank you so much. lol

You fail cuz Dracula hypnotized me and and said 2 say that. 

You fail because I haven't gotten my CE yet.

-Lord Brony

You fail for reliance on CE.

-Twi /)

You fail because the Last Person to Post thread was nuked.

-Lord Brony

You fail for accepting its death.  By the way, we all moved to The REAL Chatroom thread.

-Twi /)

You fail for not inviting me until now. 

-Lord Brony

You fail for requiring an invite.  One need not be asked to join in glorious chaos.  For it will find them when they need it most.

-Twi /)

You fail for all cordial invites will be sent by mail. 

You fail for not reporting the retort or otherwise other stuff.

You fail for reprimanding a non-reporting.....wtf is Irok anyway?

-Twi /)

You fail, cuz I was enjoying my cinnamon bun and it took all day.  Savoring every bite.

I'm sure your hay tastes good. 

You fail because you've obviously never been to Sugarcube Corner and met the cakes. 

-Lord Brony

No sir, You fail for thinking I would meet your scary cakes.

You fail for not being willing to meet the scary cakes! and then runaway screaming for mummy!

You fail, wait your right. Now what do I do?   You fail to will me to go near thems. 

You fail to be influenced by something that fails to be clear in what it is.

You fail to sidetrack me. Just the thought could give me a nightmare. Eating sugarcubes.....

This is incredible stupid............

Brilliant, Einstein.....[stating the bleeding obvious]...;)

You fail X2 for not realizing how well coded this forum is. I can't tell you about it cuz, well, you know why... 

You fail for insinuating that someone on the ponynet actually knows something.

-Twi /)