Banned because the original pizza (flat bread covered in fruit paste) was developed by the Jews.

Banned cuz that sounds even worse. But, good for you. I think.

banned for making it cheesy

banned for we considered putting sausage on it... that's why we had to forego the cheese.

Ah, another fine invention brought to you by the Jewish peoples, not that I can take any credit.

Banned for you can take all the credit you want. The Draak is all powerful.   

Banned because I want one.

No, I don't want one.

I want an army.

Banned because that's the spirit Scoutdog. Think BIG.  Think World Domination.  And don't forget me.  A vet job would be good.

But, there's only one Draak, sorry.

Banned for Draak still needs a vet every once in a while. Need to keep me up on my shots.

That would be me.  I can help you look in the yellow pages for a vet. 

 And I happen to have a stethoscope right here. Check you blood pressure? 

Banned because that milky stuff right there is not blood.

Banned for no way. You learn something every day.

Banned for unintended rhyming.

Banned for not hiding anything in your pockets.

banned for neither do I. I take it from the look on the neighbor's face that I should start though.

banned for looking at your neighbor

banned for they looked first. I just winked back is all.

Banned because winking is not such an effective pick-up tool as showing her your coin collection

banned because it works fairly well. It;s such a cheesy thing to do that I think women take it as either you just being funny or as you having a lot of confidence, both being attractive qualities. The coin collection works fairly well too, but also has a more direct intention behind it than the wink.

Of course, my coin collection has a greater range of effect. Hmmm...

banned for coinage

Banned for coinage in the pocket strategically placed can get alot of attention to. 

{not me. that would be pretty funny lookin}

Banned for suggesting men should strategically place items in their pants to gain attention... so would a cucumber do the trick there?

Banned for being en'cumbered.

Banned because I use a salami instead.... cos I don't date vegetarians

Banned for using salami where clearly bananas are called for.

banned for

SQUIRRELS!