Banned for I knew a squirrel once. Kept stealing my peanuts so I disguised a viagra as a nut. There's a ton of little ones running around now. Haven't seen the dad though. Wonder why.

banned for odd ways of poisoning squirrels

Banned for calling it poisoning. 

banned for laughing at the poor squirrel

Banned because that squirrel had two Bugottis and a summer home on the Riviera.

Banned because he left behind 37 girlfriends, 44 kids, 3 trees and a cat.

banned for forgetting about the rats called chihuahuas

banned for banning someone banning banging 37 girlfriends.

Banned for repetitive banning of someone banning someone banned for bangin'.

banned for... nevermind, I lost count.

banned for even counting

Banned for too easily dismissing the importance of numerical accounting

banned for not giving me more karma

banned for you must earn it

Stop, banning time.

banned for going for the hammer banner

Banned for noisy hammering.

Banned for jackhammering.

Banned for jammering with a jackhammer while hammering.

Banned for bannering for jammering about a jackhammer hammering.

Banned for hamming it up.

banned for not keeping it kosher.

Let's salami it up.

OK, and then pork out. 

Last.

banned for offering a Jew pork

banned for she shoulda stuck with beef salami made with kosher salt.