Banned, ye blaggard, fer not walking tha plank

Banned for avast ye matey, and set sail for that treasure.

banned for not joining in

Banned for I gave my soul to rock and roll. So I am otherwise joined. 

banned for rocking out

Banned for over and out.

Banned fer outing when us 'aves a long voyage ahead afore it be o'er... so man tha outboard 'n let technolergy take us thar a bit quicker.

Oh, an it bain't be o'er 'til tha fat lady sings... n' I 'aves 'er in tha brig n' gagged cos I can't stand that thar op'ra.

Banned for being to early.

banned for being too early

Banned for the persistent echo... or should that be parroting?

Too banned or not too banned.

To be banned or not to be banned, that is the question.

Answer: banned for Shakespearisms.

Two be banned twice is making me say banned too the lot. Your all banned for collusion. You to.  

Banned for too many tos, toos, twos and no mention of tutus.

banned for going on a to, too, two, tutu rage

Banned for we are not impressed.

banned for impressions

Banned because school is out for the summer.

Banned because it's not summer yet

Banned for better out then in.

Banned for limiting my sex life

Banned for limited thinking.

banned for thinking

Banned for drinking.

Banned for a disparaging comment with regard to the pastime of beverage consumption.