Banned for not bringing astrology into it so we know which planet is next on the list for interstellar upgrading

banned for thinking that planets from afar can affect us

Banned for assuming the planets don't affect us from afar or anear.... or even from halfway on a clear day with a solar storm tailwind to drive their momentum

banned for giving off solar wind

Banned for rivaling the Southern Lights with ecto-plasmic emissions.

Banned for electromagnetic fielding.

Banned for back field in motion.

Banned for mimicking starkers. lol

Banned because what happened to our profile pics??

Banned because aliens are taking over.   Starting with our avatars.....   

banned for avatar fears

Banned for avatar returns at the same time I told everyone.  Be vewy, vewy cautious.

Banned for the Elmer Fudd impersonation and bringing aliens into disrepute with alarming tales of avatar abductions...

He, I'd like to see the little buggers perform anal probes on those... tho Ryat's avatar might just enjoy it, being it likes glycerine suppositories and occasional soap and water enemas.

Banned for being anal retentive.

Banned for that should be the end of it. 

Banned for butt puns.

Banned because it is the 'end' of it. lol

Banned for the last rebuttal.

Banned for buttressing your argument with big words.

Banned for having a different definition of "big" words-

Banned for definitions so far off the scope they're only detectable with ecto-plasmic bullshit meters

banned for scoping

Banned for no-scoping.

banned for -

Banned for one of those minus thingies as well, and for not providing the sum from which it is being subtracted... thus depriving us of an answer.