Banned for prudence is the better part of valor. 

Banned for bringing up the name of one of my past girlfriends... and reminding me that valour never got me into Prudence. 

Banned for telling of tall tales.

Banned for gay pride day.

Or, well, asexual pride day, in my case, which really isn't as visually interesting to celebrate.

banned for pride in anything

Banned for GP.

Banned for global positioning.

banned for driving by GPS

Banned for turn right at    "updating"    river.

banned for updating

Banned for dating at all.

Banned for dating it.

Banned for dinner date night. 

Banned for only beans are on the menu... and dinner date guests are gonna be hard to live with tommorah. 

Banned for beans in molasses..... with the beans sliced so thin the in-laws will never come back.

Banned for beans are yucky.

Banned for beans are hugely good for you. As peanut butter. 

Banned for baked bean and peanut butter sandwiches with a cucumber ice cream for desert.

Banned for beans you can keep and I'll take all the peanut butter.

Banned because I just broke Skyrim with a 10,000,000-dollar (well, 10,000,000-gold) potion.

Banned for breaking the bank

banned for banking systems

What happened to the other ban game?  It get too big or locked or something?

Oh, and afterthought ban for the person who posts 13 posts after me...you know who you probably are...

-Twi

I ban thee for thy absurdity

and because I will fill up the whole recent posts window with posts from me

Banned for not answering my question...

-Twi