Banned for fiduciary irresponsibilities.... and if they're not charges of a criminal nature I don't want to know...

And if they are, I'm not saying another word without my lawyer.

Banned for fiduciariosities.  What does that eat in the summer and oh yeah no water after midnight.😁

banned for not allowing others to eat after midnight

Banned for early grinch.

Banned for the creature in the closet... you oughta know he's gonna be mighty pissed after being locked there in like that.

Also banned for Grunch... Grinch's younger brother, who's pissed his elder sibling is always in the limelight because he never ever gets a mention.

@ IROKONESS Banned for not knowing It eats only stray cats in Summer... and you oughta know better than to go mentioning water after midnight... how that upsets It so.  It only drinks lady pee after midnight... not mens, otherwise It grows to 3 times the size and has to upsize to eating stray elephants to sate his ravenous appetite.

Anyone who thinks It is a monster for eating stray cats is banned... if you knew what those ferals did in your gardens while you weren't looking you'd be darned grateful.

Banned for the criminal cruelty (eating) of the feline species.

Banned for making me look up fiduciary in the dictionary!!

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for delusions of grandeur... and what makes you think that military rank will get you special treatment here?  There will be no tanks placed under your command while I'm uh, General Painintheass.

• Banned for yeah, fiduciary.  hehe  Should be a smelly cheese.  And cats do not make cheese, although they can cut it.  

Banned foe smello-vision.

banned for being a foe

banned for foe fighters

banned for food fighting

banned for not letting the ice cream out

Banned for flatuating in our general direction. Now go bring me a shrubbery. You pirate that says newt.

banned for scrambled monty python

banned for not unscrambling it

Banned for ambled screggs.

Banned for Spoonerisms... if ya wanna get things frack to bont, at least do it wiv a bit o' class.

And speaking of class... she was way too titty to be a preacher.

banned for assuming that cleavage negates preacherism

Banned for preaching cleavage.

Banned for cleaving without parental consent.

Banned for non-parental cleavage manipulation.... now leave that young lady's bosom alone, it does not need the fresh air you say it does.

Banned for bosoms are a necessary evil.

Banned for evil does not manifest itself in bosoms.... though some men [and women, so I've heard] think evil things about them.

Also, banned for becoming lost in the cleavage.... it should never have taken you that long to find your way out... even with your eyes closed.

Banned for keeping me abreast of your bosom buddy compilation.