Banned for not only but also... and worse still, there's some of this and that but none of the other

In other words, banned for absolutely nothing, but cop it sweet and you'll soar high above the pack.

 Banned for proving my point.  Where ever you go there you are. 

banned for being there

Banned for there is a figment of your imagination and is intangible... whereas here is a reality and tangible... which is why I prefer getting a bit of this and that here rather than there.

Banned for here, here. 

Banned for what happens to here, here if you don't hear it?  Do you go back there to see if you left it behind, or over yonder to see if it ran on ahead.

And when you eventually get there, do you trust your keen eye and sense of perception to find whatever it is you're looking for, or do you simply wait until it jumps and practically bites you?

Banned for precisely.    maybe                Then bites are ok but how can one stop that keen eye?   Maybe it's cuz I'm a woman but, I recommend looking around every once in a while...

Banned for being a woman who looks around... but that's okay, you get your appetite elsewhere but eat at home.

Banned for obscuring what little fact there is.

banned for assumption of any fact in existence

Banned for questioning the existence of fact... it's there cos yer can trip on it when yer gets outta bed in the morning; yer can run up the back of it while on the freeway going to work; or worse still, yer can choke on it cos the girl at the cafe put some fact in your lunchtime burger.

Also banned for not knowing that Apple invented fact.

Banned for insuating McIntosh ain't no Apple.

Banned for the Mackintosh will keep the rain and insinuations out... but be warned, the Apple in the pocket is rotten too the core.

Banned for crossing the linux. 

banned for unix-ing linux

Banned for links, not to be confused with linx, has nothing to do with linux.  fact

banned for not getting the joke

Banned for not telling it properly... the punchline needs more impact.

Also banned for having your tongue in the wrong cheek.... so take it out of her mouth and tell a joke that's funny.

banned for getting cheeky with me

Banned for confusing cheeks... I categorically did not moon you, not now, not ever.... not when you're so fond of placing tongue in cheek.

banned for going below the belt with cheeky comments

Banned for considering the belt when you're not even a contender for the title. Improve your win-loss record, get a few KO'S, and we'll talk about getting you a bout that may lead in the direction of a title fight. 'Till then: Try to keep those gloves up. 

Banned for what happens in the ring don't always stay in the ring.... like the boxer who had difficulty sitting for a week cos he copped it in the ring,

Banned for ringing boxes without first cutting corners.

Banned for cornering boxers and ringing the bell.  Kewpie doll anyone?