Banned for forgetting Bud ACME. 

banned for generic companies

Banned for political parlance unecessarily conflicting with moronic manifestations of inuendos under the table wiih bells on.

Banned for convoluted this and thats with a twist of some of the other but without some of the same, which is neither here nor there and definitely not over yonder in either a Westerly direction as far as the crow flies or in an Easterly direction as far as a Mary Poppins wannabe could hope to fly.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ban. 

Banned for made up words with over 10 letters... at least you could have included antidistablishmentarianiasm to balance things up a bit.

Also banned for going out of sequence and not putting the seat back after you were done... cold porcelain on the bum is not a pleasant experience for the ladies.

So, if you can't be bothered to put it back down afterwards, don't bother lifting it up in the first place.

Banned for surely back problems will arise from such strenuous activity.  But yeah, do it anyways.

banned for ranting

Banned for drawing the short straw.... so it's your turn to get there with a bit of spit n' polish and clean the latrine.

Banned for not including some elbow grease.

Banned for he uses too much of that already... and I keep telling him to leave 'it' alone, it'll drop off by itself when it's ripe.

Jack Hoff called, said your ban for spewing your love potion all over the dock after being promoted from junior to master baiter is now permanent. 

banned for underhanded banning

Banned for an itchy trigger finger....and shooting prematurely yet again.

banned for talking about going to early

You seem to have a fetish with this.

Banned for fetishes are neither inherited or contagious, they are honed and perfected over years of practice... it's not my fault if your trigger finger gets more than just a daily practice.  Seriously, you need to relax and get off the firing range more often.

Banned for I'm not sure shooting a stove will help him out.  Kinda hard to miss the target... Like shooting fish in a barrel, but hey... If it works.... 

Promoting violence ban. 

Banned for better to shoot in a controlled atmosphere. You know, it's the Ryat...   and a stove...   Free Range     hehe

banned for letting me go free range

Banned for Yee Haw?  

banned for old school comedy

banned for monotone

banned for being who on first

Banned for being what's on second.