Banned for rating in the middle.

Banned cos that's where the ribs are... and who decided you could have a spare one?.... cos I need all mine to help keep in me innards.

Banned for glutonous tendencies.

banned for creepy crawlies

Banned for being scared of Incey Wincey Spider

banned for loving the taste of scorpions

Banned for centipedes in yer undies... a variation on ants in  yer pants.

Yikes everyone banned?

Banned for spreading the love.... and not wearing a glove.

Banned for hiccups pushups and other ups.

Banned for I always thought hiccups were what country folk drank their beverages from

banned for taking a day off to drink beer

Banned for suds on top.

banned for soaping up

Banned for criticism of toupee washing

banned for not letting the bald flow

Banned for under headed conspiracies.

banned for going under

Banned for being secretive is the only way to hide yer choccy stash.

banned for poor guidelines

Banned for wanting everything spelt out in black and white.... well here's news for ya... I only write with 50 shades of grey.

Banned for middle earth and other gray areas.

Banned for Earl Grey came back from Middle Earth with a Hobbit on one am and a troll on the other... needless to say, his missus weren't too happy with his new female companions.

banned for ams and fet

Banned for I have the right to bare arms.... and my arse, too... if I want.