Banned for all things considered.

banned for going with all things

Banned for insinuating all things into everything.

banned for white lab coats

Banned for gas emissions inside a Hazmat suit.... sweet dreams, Sunshine

banned for wanting sweetness

Banned for not having a sweet tooth... but then I guess dentures 'll do that to a bloke.

banned for getting a wooden tooth

Banned for it's obvious that wisdom does not necessarily come with adult teeth.... and they call it a funny bone because everyone but you laughs when you hit it on something

banned for laughing at the flooding

Banned for wearing polythene undies, thus precipitating said flooding inside thine Levis.... of course I'm gonna laugh.

banned for being bedeviled

Banned for adding your own sausage to the hotdog.... and tabasco sauce isn't a condiment I'd be putting on it, if I were you,

banned for using such a weak sauce

Banned for spicing up unmentionables.

Banned for they're not unmentionables... though it's probably wise not to mention 'spicing' them up at dinner parties.

Not everybody 'll understand and may think you had curry for lunch.

banned for trying to curry favor at lunch

Banned for trying my patients... what did they ever do to you?

banned for standing to

Banned for going through my medicine cabinet

Banned for laugh tracks and skid marks.

banned for not mentioning the downward spirals

Banned for your downward spirals are what make The Forums Go Boom.... so get of yer spiral staircase and stop making dizzy posts

banned for slipping and going boom

Banned for slipping the boom into the loom in the other room you foom.