Banned for money should not be required to be punny.

banned for bringing that filth into this thread

Banned for as long as it's Not held against me.

Banned for reminding me of that song, If I Said You Had A beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?

Banned for reminding me of this song, Classic.

banned for classical gas

Banned for misnomer. Much like plural,  all y'all.  

Banned for alling all over the place.

banned for ing all

Banned for smooth ingestion.

Banned for missing me. .aaaaah

Banned for yumming up on above post.

Banned for reading is not fattening.   justsayin

banned for to do nonfat reading

Banned for non-fat reading is an art only a woman could understand.... so if ya wanna cotton on to it, you either get a gender transformation or ask yer missus wot all tha fuss be about.

Banned for truffles.

Banned for a kerfuffle at the truffle hunt.... and it wouldn't truffle me one little bit if those truffle sniffing porkers became spare ribs.

banned for sparing the ribs

Banned for ribbing of a friendly nature is good for a giggle.

Banned for taking truffles to the duffles for some good ole nookie.

Banned for truffles are worth their weight in gold.    maybe

Banned for truffles are worth the kerfuffle, and a nookie is worth its weight in gold... er,  flesh .... or so they say.

banned for fledgling gold

Banned for passing up on the nookie in the boudoir to go get a little gold dust in the desert.

Banned for forgetting that little nugget of a heart of gold.