Banned because nuggets are out of season. Will re up next quarter.

Banned for I'd like too order two please.  

Banned 'cause 222 is the minimum. Sorry.

Banned for I just wanted a spare.     kijiji    maybe

banned for being spare with the vowels

Banned for vocalizing with type.

Banned for language is no barrier when it comes to music, comedy and love.... you can gently serenade her all you like, even make her laugh, but it's pretty universal nowadays.  If there's no glove, there's no love. 

Huh, what about mittens?

banned for mutton chops

Banned for the word chops for a certain cut of meat. Kinda gross when you give it a second thought.  Meat is seldom seen on my plate what with all the mistreatment, hormone quick growth, antibiotics, antidepressants probably.... nuh uh.  I've never felt better. . justsayin 

Banned for meatless Tuesdays when it should be Friday.

banned for insistence of specific days

Not that vegetation gets anything better. Industrial fertilizer (hormone quick growth), pestidice/herbicide (antibiotics), etc. Any food (animal, vegetation) that is industrialized (grown and harvested in great quantities) will receive such a treatment in various forms.

Banned for you can grow your own tomato but not your own cow.       justsayin    Or maybe friends with gardens. hehe

Banned for dietary arguments pertaining to what's not good food..... if it's not past its use by date I'll eat it. 

banned for realizing that past use dates are arbitrary and have no bases in real life

Banned for not accepting that my ex-wife's use by date was not arbitrary and had a real basis in life for my sanity and happiness.

Banned for cheesy hammy burgers and some fries to boot.

Banned for Bacon month over here.   Soooo, happy bacon y'all. 

banned for quiting veganism for bacon

Banned for the price of bacon would go up ^ if pigs could fly.

One day my grandpa and I were walking past a piggery when I noticed a randy boar was riding a big old sow.  Not being very old and not knowing what they were doing, I asked my Grandpa: "What are those two pigs doing?"

He Replied: "Makin' Bacon, young feller, makin' bacon."

banned for makin bacon

Banned for seeing pink. 

Banned for suggesting beastiality as a hobby

Banned for I've not seen Pink in ages.... not since her Funhouse album.

banned for being of ages

Banned for ageless vinyl.

Banned for vinyl underwear was never comfortable... though Polythene Pam did try it for a while.  Apparently she stopped because she reckoned getting a wedgie was sheer murder and gave her a split personality.