Kaboom...kablaam...its all a matter of perspective. 

Banned for not banning first before the diatribe.

banned for where is the KA-BOOM, there was suppose to be an earth shattering KA-BOOM

ok.................KABOOOOOOM!!!!!

Banned 'cause that should do it.

banned for not getting the joke

Banned for joking when serious ka-booming was required

Banned for tellin' like it is.

Banned for looking for that L, made me late to the party.    But I found it... KABLOOMM!

banned for blowing this popsicle stand

Banned 'cause popsicles do......pop......on occasion. 

banned for going off on stands

Banned for standing on stuff that don't move unless you brought a dolly.

banned for not using a man machine

Banned for not retooling.

banned for ing the tool

Banned 'cause ings had it but lost it to the gnis.

banned for losing it in the g

Banned for sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a Train.  :/

banned for forgetting to mention that its soothing

Banned for saying that after you go squish.

banned for following it with a splat

Banned for work, work, work.  No flash. Hope for the best. 

Banned for going OT.

banned for banning OT

Banned and banned again for no half way good reason.

banned for having 99 reasons