Banned for counting them backwards.

Banning starkers for MIA.  Hope the move is going good.  

Banned for...um...I'll be darned...I forgot.

banned for OMS

banned for other iterations too.

banned for copying my style

Banned for stylin.

Banned for stealing the apostrophe

banned for trying to steal with a gun (SWAG)

Banned for not knowing what a cow with no legs is called... 

groundbeef 

banned for not understanding beef stroganoff 

Banned 'cause I ain't got no more.

banned for not having enough

Banned for enough can be enough if you have enough to begin with, unless of course you don't have enough and that could lead to enough not being enough, kinda sorta. 

banned for not sorting it all out

Banned for sorting this early requires brain power and I'm in short supply at the moment.

Banned for getting ready for the turkey train.  maybe

Banned 'cause no turkey train here. Just another day, me, my self and I.

Banned for fish'n chips delight running afowl.    

Banned 'cause I'm all full up.

banned for going with GOG

Banned for not nog....tis the season.

Banned for the big burp that comes afterwards.

banned for passing bodily gases naturally, such a pig

Banned for pork, the next white meat.   But not.