Banned for the Grinch has only one ball.... he lost the other on the golf course between the 14th and 15th holes. 

Those water hazards with crocodiles 'll do it every time.

Banned for that fun guy Grinchy is the bell of the balls.

   Views are his and his alone.

Complaints should go to, [email protected]. 

Banned for grinchiness on the net.

banned for crashing my computer by way of Win10 upgrades

Banned for great consternation indeed.  Right on time for Christmas.    Can we say,  Apple? 

banned for recommending something just as bad

Banned for yeah, I use Samsung and Panasonic and Logitech.    Happy, Happy, Happy.

Banned for tech talk... weekends are for other conversations.

banned for bunching up the weekend

Banned for getting your shorts in a bunch.... now take the time to unwind, or you'll never get 'em off.

Banned for tights.

Banned for not wanting these bunching up.   horsnaround

Banned for the equestrian event... and is that a mule or a show horse I see before me?

Banned for Yee Haw it's a Centa, I mean Centar.    maybe

Banned for the mythical horse with a monetary name .... Cent Aur.

Apparently he was owned by a Greek banker.

Banned for the Labyrinth. 

Banned for beiing aMAZEd with Greek mythology.... and other OLD stuff

Banned for nothing a starkers surprise can't clear up.    maybe... 

Banned 'cause starkers was around then, he would know.

Banned for confusing me with Doc.... who was there on the 7th day.... when God rested.

Banned 'cause he should get unrested so Doc can tell us all about it.

Banned for not writing it down. Otherwise you know.....  out of sight, out of mind.

Banned for scripting without permission.

Banned for discouraging a permanent record of Doc's ancient feats of Biblical proportions.

Banned for disproportionate...um...permanent discouragement...of Doc's permanent record. Got it. Lol