Banned for correctly not getting it.  

Banned 'cause it was accidentally on purpose.

banned for sneaking through the process

Banned for not humming 'Sneaking Godzilla Through the Alley'...  which is a guitar instrumental by the most technically awesome guitarist who ever lived.

Banned for not naming most technically awesome guitarist who ever lived.

Banned for not looking him up... DuckDuckGo is your friend.

BTW, it is Roy Buchanan

banned by the DuckDuckGoose foundation

Banned for the goose eating gooseberries is a gosling going gaga.

Banned for googling GaGa is no lady. 

Banned for a lady is a man's best friend.... and better if she's married to somebody else... LOL.

Banned for I'm not sure why folks marry anyway...   legalities I will have to guess.  Should be written down to enter this marriage at your own risk on all agreements.   yeah 

banned for it is written down but some don't read the fine print

Banned for not inviting me to all these weddings

Banned for weddings happen. Whaddya gonna do...

Banned for no wedding of mine is gonna happen... went to three of 'em some years back, that's enough.

Banned for being there and doing that......much to my chagrin.

banned for sharing

banned for caring

Banned for diddling.

banned for three word posts.

Banned for four word posts. Save the five for posterity.

Banned for sharing I am.

Banned for not enough information.... and if you're sharing cash, my hand is up/reaching out for a handful.

banned for poor star wars concepts

Banned for even mentioning Star Wars.... got better things to do with my life, and it ain't chewin' bacca.