Banned for too much information.

Banned for being MIA for a while... and NO information.

Hopefully you've been well, happy and safe.

banned by the highest power available unless topped by an ice cream sandwich in which the ice cream sandwich then bans you 

Banned by the lowest power ever, unless bottomed out by a snake's belly... which then slides up yer leg and wraps around yer nutsack.

banned for trying to wrap

Banned for I am healthy as ever, and thanks for asking.       Nopes, just getting wrapped up in phone games. Commander in one.... and somehow that game makes time fly...   huh

Banned for phone game addiction.... put it down and spend more time with us.

And it's great to hear you're okay, BTW.

all are banned for not greeting the newbies in traditional Mork "Nanu-Nanu" style

Banned for thinking we have aliens with peculiar habits here.... and for nor having appropriate patches on the seat of your pants.

Oh, and g'day... welome and all that crap.

banned for welcoming people instead of banning them

Banned for not recognising a ban that woulda jumped up and bit yer nose if you'd a bin standin' closer.

banned for not filling out the proper forms for banning a new comer which needs to be filled out in triplicate and stapled to a 11x9 lined sheet for additional comments

Banned for insanely bumbling bureaucratic red tape and auto-erotic triplicates... er, I mean triplets.

banned for filling forms out in triplicate in the "old School" fashion & not using computers to reduce paperwork

Banned for confusing me with someone who gives a toss... and with that lunatic who wants to staple extra comments.

banned for not giving comments

Banned for not stapling them down.... cos the answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind... those comments are blowin' in the wind.

banned for blowing

Banned for that is NOT one of my behaviours.... tho I've been blown.  Was on deck during a Force 5 gale going across The Bay of Biscay... got wet and blown.

<<<<<<<<<banning myself for trying to buy GC2 cheats off a sinister shadowy figure in a dark alleyway on a moonless night.

Banning the rest of you for enabling my addiction to Stardock

Banned for daring to self-ban on a day that ends with AY and occurs in the latter part of the week in a month with more days than June.

Oh, and banned for trying to offload your responsibility for your own addiction onto people who have their own struggles on days that end with AY

banned for not saying on the deck of what? Aircraft Carrier? Tin Can? Jet Ski?

Banned for wanting to know about a top secret mission.... and you know what I'd have to do if I told yer, right?

banned for letting the trumps  and anti trumps mix

Banned for we are not playing cards here.... and no, the dealer is not allowed to look at everybody elses hands.