Banned 'cause the ryat said so. Ain't that right......or left. Depending on the time of day and whether or not you subscribe to such balderdash.

Banned for banning cos somebody else said so... and all that balderdash, hodgepodge and crumbnuts.

Also banned for I neither lean to the left or right.... I'm a straight down the middle kinda guy at any given time of the day.... and given night, during any given week of any given month of any given year. 

Now that's a given.

banned for down the middle and up yours

Banned for up and down stuff.

banned by the cross eyed mary convention

Banned that Mary has to see two of you... poor girl.

Banned at Petticoat Junction. 

banned by the dixie ban

Banned by the Federation of Fresian Fornicators, the Society of Superb Sonambulists and anybody else with an axe to grind against a certain billionaire businessman who thinks he has what it takes to make a mid-life crisis career change to prop up his tower.

banned for not realizing that the wall is needed and Canada needs to pay for it

Banned for listening to such poppycock and drivel.... however, there is one wall that'd be useful... one around a certain meglomaniac billionaire that can't be scaled or gotten out of

banned for thinking such a wall can be paid for, such drivel

Banned for not realising that there'd be more than enough people who'd build it for free... and sound-proof it so we never have to hear his brand of bullshit ever again.

Also banned for wanting a rug just like his.... the wannabe Justin Bieber [of yesteryear] look-a-like that he is.

Banned for that Justin is growing into a handsome young man.   And nice.   And the one to start wars I hope does not ever, ever become more than the puffey hair.   Putin's a fan....

banned for not being american and supporting the Trump-Hillary candidate that wants to build a wall, give free college, give everyone a gun and then take it away in the name of safety, make america great again, bring back conservatism, bring back liberalism, give everyone a job and then let them live off the government 

all are banned for bringing politics into a forum that i love....the shame of it all....wondering how long it was gonna take before someone throwed politics on the table.....cant we all just get along? What next....racism?, abortion?, homosexuality? Lets just enjoy the fruits of Stardocks hard labors......

<<<banning myself now so I don't have to listen to the drivel that is about to explode.....YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for homosexuality is more than just a state of mind.... ask liberace and Rock Hudson.

Oh, wait a minute, they're dead.

banned because abortion is a state of mind that you can control

Banned for somebody not taking the 'morning after pill' when Trump was conceived... the world would have a less less worries right now.

banned for assuming Trump was the only one that needed that

And just for the sake of argument, there may have been one who could have prevented Trump from happening but was aborted. 

Banned for thinking that everything that shakes uncontrollably at the bottom of the ocean is a nervous wreck.... could also be a jellyfish getting electro-shock treatment

Also banned for prattling on about a waste of space.... move on already.

banned for wrecking ban train

Banned for fork in the choo choo railroad.  boo hoo

banned for not taking the spooning train

Banned for the knife in the back over a little spooning and forking it over to the next stop....shame on you.