Banned for less than optimal look overs.

Banned for optimal look unders, you naughty, naughty boy.

banned for being a doubler

Banned for I don't have a doppleganger doing my dirty work... if there's anything that needs doing like that I do it myself.... mostly cos I can't afford to pay anyone to do it for me.

Banned for non proxy looksees. All inclusive is more expensive than pay as you go.

Banned for proxy looksees... if there's any look-unders/upskirt views to be seen, the last thing I want is a proxy taking in the sights while I'm checking bout my socks for splinters.

banned for paying

Banned for being too broke to pay

Banned 'cause if it ain't fix...don't broke it.

Banned for You couldn't afford the parts to broke wot ain't fixed.

Banned for wot not but page 777 coming up. I'll make a wish. uhmmm   oy, no I can't tell you...

Banned for wishy washy triple 7's.

banned for arbitrary numbers being associated with fortune

Banned for ignoring the wishy washy and houses made out of ticky tacky that all look just the same.

Banned for Uvah has 777 karma.  I would buy a lotto ticket.

(double karma'd.... I don't even know how to double karma... shoot) sorry Uvah)  get the ticket anyway and banning myself...)

Banned for getting ticketed out of season.

banned for its pass season

Banned for Final Four. Its gonna be so good.

Banned for when God said "Go forth and multiply", you said that you'd wait your turn and go fifth.

No no......banned 'cause I took the fifths with me. Plus a pint or three.

Banned for drinking on the job.... didn't your doctor tell you that can affect performance?

Banned 'cause the horse is out to pasture and stud insurance expired.

Banned for riding the horse too long, too hard... now who's gonna put it back on its rockers?

banned for rocking the boat

Banned for boating in your tub.