banned for being tubby about it

Banned 'cause you didn't open the Tubby about tab. It would have told you so.

banned for going with Tab

Banned for not going with Tubby, he'd have shown you the way to San Jose... and beyond.

Banned for reminding me... of the Good ole Days.  

Banned for olden days too close to call.

Banned for you were still a spring chicken in the olden days... and Moses was a good friend until he came back with the 10 Commandments and said you couldn't commit adultery on days that ended with AY... which also excluded coveting thy neigbour's wife, who was somewhat of a hottie, so we're told.

SHHHHHH......!

Banned 'cause its classified.

Banned cos she was terrified.... well the archaeologist said she was petrified, but I knew what he meant.

banned for meaning to petrified by the terrified classified commandment

Banned for bandying about Commandments that are not in the original 10 without a preachers license and a pulpit to stand in.

Banned for number eleven.

Banned for the Spinal Tap reference.

Banned for tapping without first sizing it up.

Banned for thinking size is important.... last lady I tapped [on the shoulder] said that the size of my bank account was unimportant.

banned for poor banker size

Banned for thinking poor bankers are worried about size.

Banned for thinking about those poor bankers...   right.... where is starkers? 

Banned for thinking about me and, hehe, not backing it up with a video call.

Banned for recording videos of hiccups.

Banned for wanting to be the star of said videos... then ruining a perfectly good take by finishing up with a huge burp.

banned for being anti burp

Banned for being pro- flatulence in a built-up area... you'd even get your car to backfire if you can't.

banned for banning backfire 

Banned for avoiding the ban by calling it a backdraft and carrying on regardless.