Banned by googol, et al.

Banned for getting far to close to 20k replies.

Banned for counting with your fingers.

banned for the fingers acometh

Banned for biblical speak where a heathen congregates.... yeah, you'll offend he and all his split personalities

Now say sorry and be on your way.

Banned for not upgrading old stuff.

Banned for newer ain't necessarily better... just ask the old farts around here if they're gonna lay down while they're being replaced by younger models.

banned for being old

Banned for being an ageist with little to no concept of just how great being old can be.... like handing back the grandkids when you've had enough.  Can't do that when you're a young[er] parent.

Banned for negating old vis a vis ancient in an antiquated manner.

Banned for being perniciously impertinent when addressing your elders..... now say sorry and be on your way.

Banned for impertinent sorry stuff kept in your pocket with the hole in it. 

Banned for a hole in one.   who knew

banned for flog references that only old people would get

Banned for flogging references. Shame on you.

Banned for, FOUR.  Another golf slang. 

banned by the slang bros

Banned for the slang bros were beaten by the Blues Bros in a 'cutting heads' contest.

BTW, 'cutting heads' was used in the movie Crossroads, when the Devil's guitarist, played by Steve Vai, went up against Willy Brown's guitarist, played by Ralph Macchio, to determine the best player.  If Willy Brown's guitarist lost then he and his guitarist went to Hell.

banned for getting the blues

Banned for blues and leaving out the rest of the bunch.

Banned for wanting to include greens, reds and yellows.... 50 shades of grey and the whole black rainbow thing.

Banned for it's raining over here, must be a rainbow somewhere...  and oh yeah 777 Baby!!!

You broked it......you broked it!

Banned 'cause you done that.

banned for taking it to the bank

Banned for taking a balaclava and a pistola to the bank and banking on it to save you money.