Banned for not turning the page. 

Banned for thinking life's a book

Banned 'cause your bookie ran off with the bucks and the girl who hid them in her sock.

banned by the dust in the wind and for having a wayward sun

Banned for mispelling son.... as wayward as he is he wouldn't appreciate that.

Oh, and Uvah, banned for not noticing the girl with the bucks in her sock had to stash 'em there cos she were'nt wearing a bra... or panties to stuff 'em in.

banned for assumption of misspell 

I spelled out what I wanted to spell out. It's not my fault you can't understand what I typed.

Banned for typing stereotypical misunderstanding of types that don't spell what you didn't type in the second place, first place was already taken.

Banned for complicating matters further with sterotypical and second places.... everybody knows if you come in 1st place that 2nd place don't matter.

Quoting Ryat, reply 19431

banned for assumption of misspell 

I spelled out what I wanted to spell out. It's not my fault you can't understand what I typed.

End of Ryat's quote

Banned for mispelling mispell... and it IS your fault if what you typed made no sense.

As for Miss Pell, well she pissibly is the secret love child of a former Catholic bishop with a penchant for cover-ups

Quoting starkers, reply 19433

Banned for complicating matters further with sterotypical and second places.... everybody knows if you come in 1st place that 2nd place don't matter.

Quoting Ryat,

reply 19431

banned for assumption of misspell 

I spelled out what I wanted to spell out. It's not my fault you can't understand what I typed.

Banned for mispelling mispell... and it IS your fault if what you typed made no sense.

As for Miss Pell, well she pissibly is the secret love child of a former Catholic bishop with a penchant for cover-ups

End of starkers's quote

Banned for misspelling "possibly". A possible, then probable, misspelling.

banned for quoting multiple quotes to create a point

Banned for coming in here on such short notice and saying stuff like that without submitting a resume and subjecting yourself to an interview to ensure you meet the exacting standards of this 'ere thread.

So go outside before coming back in and trying again.... and DON'T forget to KNOCK!!!!!

And Ryat, banned for fechen queue jumping yet again... so go to the back and start again.

banned for being a slow old man

Banned for being a sasy young whipper snapper who should mind his tongue... or in this case, typing finger.

banned for mocking the finger

Banned for finger painting in the dark.

Banned for being too ashamed to finger paint in the daylight hours... your version of The Moaning Lisa isn't that bad.

It's not good, either, but it is viewable with sunglasses and the lights dimmed.

And Ryat, banned for flipping the bird.

Banned for flipping that bird around.  It's cooked already.    

banned for flopping like a bird

Banned for bird-dogging in a built-up area where the street lights flicker on full moon and other supernatural nights when the woluff howls to let you know he's hungry.

Banned for first question of the day.

What's a woluff...

banned for questioning the woluff

Banned for allowing the Lycan in you to seduce Little Red riding Hood and have granny find you both in a compromising position.

banned for riding a hood

Banned for getting hoodwinked.

banned for winking both eyes at me