Banned for karmaless banning.

Banned for inconsequential meanderings about non-specific this and that's while looking skyward for emus on the wing.

banned for multi-tier banning

Banned for tier 1 and tier 2 and forsaking all those other poor tiers that don't do too too much.

Banned for tires with treads that tread on tears that tear the very heart out of the rubber soul of the Michelin man.

Banned for bouncing the rubber duckies after three AM.

banned for 3 am conflicts

Banned for past your bed time and who short-sheeted the bed at 3am?

Banned for recognizing my divine right  (de iure divino) to steal the sheets at any damn hour I please.

Banned for not knowing what short-sheeting actually is and why pirates opt to sleep in hammocks.

banned for coming out swinging

Banned for how else does one come out and why does a myopic cyclops not see the bigger picture?

Banned for not mentioning the One Eyed Purple People Eater. Credit where credits due.

Banned for references to one-eyed creatures and why didn't the blue-veined hooligan get a mention?

Banned for confusing hooligans with bluebloods while distracting me from icing my muffins.

banned for using ice on your muffins when they need to be heated

banned for even eating muffins to start with heated or iced...

Banned for not adding peanut butter.

banned for adding butter to peanuts, might make someone break out in an allergic reaction that way

Banned for inferred denial of the unequivocal truth that EVERTHING is better with butter, even Lucy, Linus, Snoopy, Woodstock, Schroder, Sally Brown, Marcie, Franklin, Violet, Frieda, Shermy, Peggy Jean, the Little Red-haired Girl, Pig-pen, the Great Pumkin, Peppermint Patty, Rerun van Pelt, and, even, The Kite-eating Tree.

Banned for cartoonic inferences that have no bearing on the state of play in the fourth half of a game without specific rules regarding players who kick opponents balls in an attempt to score points against the run of play.

Banned for banning for causes other than omission of Charlie Brown from otherwise complete list of Peanuts cast.

banned for casting your pearls before boars 

Banned for a wax on - wax off mentality while flying so low under the radar that the crocs in the sewers were snapping at your undercarriage and why would you cast pearls before swine when they obviously prefer nuggets with sweet n' sour dipping sauce?

banned for dripping with sarcasm