Banned because the Uber Rickles said so.

Banned because Don Rickles uncle doesn't know a bloody thing about it

Banned for bloody things in your pants.

banned for talking about girls pants

banned for I like girl's pants... especially when they're on the ground.

Banned for no girl to Fill the pants on the floor.

Banned for making it difficult to run.    

banned for we just didn't want you to get away.

Hey Draak, Banned for not asking me to stay. 

{no internet till the 18th or 19th.  I'm at a libraby. And gotta go. Just wanted to say howdy! }  XXOO

banned for a howdy. You're too northern to pull it off.

and not getting away pretty much hits on the staying part.

Banned because I was disappointed by Half-Life 2.

Banned because BLASPHEMY.

banned for I know what Scout means.

Banned because Howdy goes with Doody with an attytood.

banned because I knew we shouldn't have passed the meth around.

Banned for cooking  behind closed doors.

banned in Stereo                                                   oeretS ni dennab

Banned for stereo is old hat... 7.1 surround is the way to go

banned for I wonder where the .1 sound goes.

banned for not knowing the bass run

Banned for not blowing up my Titan. Also pew pew noise doesn't need bass. Yes, it's that awesome.

Banned for Titan fixation.

Banned because that could be said about so many of you loons...

banned for joining the loony bin

banned for he just can't find the exit door is all.