banned for having 2 words of "having" on the same sentence before any one else can ban me

banned because danielost made this ban thread when the original ban thread post broke for a while

banned for breaking the original ban thread that broke for a while. maybe it needed a spam guard

Banned for trademarking yourself. You're a person, not a product!!!!!! It'll be them communist fascist Giodless Islamic death panels next, I tells y'all!!!

banned for banning trademarks

Banned for leaving marks on mom's floor.

banned for I left my ma's floor sparkly

Banned for ma did a good job and must be proud.       

Banned for UV rays while dispensing your sunny disposition.

Banned for white snowy roofs and Thanksgiving weekend bringing out my sunny side of life feeling. 

Banned for headlights on high beam in the colder weather.

Banned for beaming up.

banned for going trekkie

banned for not going trekkie, warp 1  to the nearest advent sector quadrant ENGAGE!

Banned for engaging memories.

banned for high end tech speak

Banned for low-end gutter speak... tut, tut... listening to them cuss words again, eh?

banned for eating all the corn chips

Banned for chipping all the corn and using the husks for bumwadden.

Banned for being husky and corny.  

Banned for being nutty.

banned for being gooberish

you are soooooo banned for having one of the oldest "join date". i thought i was old, i feel better now

banned for thinking that is old

Banned for older thinking!