Banned for hiding up in the belfry with your pets.

Banned for only Batman would do that!!! 

banned for not realizing the Spiderman sometimes goes up there as well with the spiders

Banned for Spiderman can go anywhere he wants. Action is his reward you know.

For revealing comicon secrets , you receive a lifetime ban. 

Banned for I'd love to go to Comicon. They look so fun, engaging and hello, shopping. 

Banned because there's no shopping at Commiecon. Everything's rationed by the state.

Banned for reminding me of the Reds under the bed.

Banned for not asking Alice. 

Who R U?  ban

Banned for making it impossible to resist....        

Your worst nightmare! Ban   

Banned for unauthorised assimilation.

banned for subliminal cursing

Banned for flowery words and out-loud cussing

banned for not stopping and smelling the flowers

Banned for hanging with the pansies in Babylon  [hanging gardens of Babylon, pansies, get it?]

banned for feeling the need to explain a joke

Banned for joking about feelings. 

banned by the feelings police

Banned for wasting government funding. 

banned for not letting me do what everyone else does

Support Barack Romney. Funding is a wonderful thing to waste. Or was that Mitt Obama......

Banned for getting political in a forum section where politics is actually forbidden.

Banned for granting funds with mitts on is wasteful and maybe sweaty. 

Banned for antiperspirant.